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The Past Nine Months: A Look Back...THROUGH SONG!!!
by Not The Real Randy Jackson
(posted on February 7, 2013--just before the season 4 premiere)
I.
TODD!!!s write-up, it begins.
Harmon fired, people pissed.
Evil Magnitude's apology,
fanfictions by Loki.
Tinychat, @guarascioport,
Indie Kid's drunken posts,
Sony exec., table reading,
Soup live blogs, saying "Phrasing."
Shinghami asks "What's in a Name?"
(http://greendaleavclub.com/2012/08/whats-in-a-name-monikers-in-community-and-the-relationships-they-imply/)
Watch SMASH, fishsticks, AmAs,
Edit stamps, glazomania,
Comic-Con, and all those quotas.
Communist Olympics,
Eastwood's chair, politics,
Cool Guy watches Buffy,
rad reviews of Freaks and Geeks!
They'll never stop the Community board!
Have no fears,
We've got comments for years.
Like, why NBC is the worst.
Maybe stuff about cell phones.
Has anyone talked about bears? Or
maybe Roobles re-watches The Wire
and likes it a lot more, do-do-do do-do-do.
Sorry for the poor rhyming.
Have no fears, we've got comments for years!
II.
Craig J. Clark: one of us,
New season 2 write-ups,
bongoes is JGL,
Group chats of SNL.
McKenna: no Emmy,
Tereglith's cool movie.
Bongoes/Birdie, Auto/Spongy,
Affro/Sophie, Biscuit/Quirky.
Harmon drinks with menocu .
Screaming monkeys, comic books.
Jerley 4eva!, Buster Posey,
Narrator talks Soderbergh movies.
NRR's list of references,
No Logical Nonsenses,
Criterion, Arrow abs,
How hot is Jessica Chastain?
They'll never stop the Community board.
Have no fears,
We've got comments for years.
Like, why Parks and Rec. is coasting.
Maybe thoughts about ratings,
and why Nielsen is failing, or
How 'bout SBT goes on a Euro-trip,
and talks about the experience, do-do-do do-do-do.
I wrote this thing in three hours.
Have no fears, we've got comments for years!
III.
100k, celebrate,
gauephat says "This place is great."
(http://greendaleavclub.com/2012/10/the-100000th-comment/)
McHale recognizes our work.
(
)
Assholes call it "circlejerk."
Show hires bunch of guest stars:
Matt Lucas, Tricia Helfer,
James Brolin, Malcolm McDowell,
Don't forget George from Seinfeld!
Season four is delayed.
NBC changes return date.
Ganz leaves, so does Chevy.
People sad, and also angry.
Now at 150k,
The premiere is finally here, yay(IDNOT)!
Time to pack up and leave.
Happy October 19th!
You'll never stop the Community board.
Have no fears,
We've got comments for years.
Like, what constitutes as spam?
Maybe stuff on our home life,
Has this group ever discussed Drive?, or
how about an intelligent essay,
where someone makes good points, do-do-do do-do-do.
Disqus, go fuck yourself.
Have no fears, we've got comments for years!
(Comment had 34 likes from: Maqroll, 5000 Candles in the Wind, Spazophie, HectorTheWellEndowed, ALittleBirdie, reuelb5427, Occams Blazer, Dave, SG Standard, jmunney, bongoes, SpongyandBruised, sll03, shionthekid, FezDispenser, Tereglith, snowmania, Los Pollos Hermanos, thedirte, Affrosponge88, JanetSnakehole, Melted Kojak, Stephen77, Semi-bored Torontonian, Unregistered Guy Named Eric, The Narrator Returns, roare, JK Polk, Stingo, digifreak, Optramark, LloydBraun, Something Quirky, and Guest)
The Past Nine Months: A Look Back...THROUGH SONG!!!
by Not The Real Randy Jackson
(posted on February 7, 2013--just before the season 4 premiere)
I.
TODD!!!s write-up, it begins.
Harmon fired, people pissed.
Evil Magnitude's apology,
fanfictions by Loki.
Tinychat, @guarascioport,
Indie Kid's drunken posts,
Sony exec., table reading,
Soup live blogs, saying "Phrasing."
Shinghami asks "What's in a Name?"
(http://greendaleavclub.com/2012/08/whats-in-a-name-monikers-in-community-and-the-relationships-they-imply/)
Watch SMASH, fishsticks, AmAs,
Edit stamps, glazomania,
Comic-Con, and all those quotas.
Communist Olympics,
Eastwood's chair, politics,
Cool Guy watches Buffy,
rad reviews of Freaks and Geeks!
They'll never stop the Community board!
Have no fears,
We've got comments for years.
Like, why NBC is the worst.
Maybe stuff about cell phones.
Has anyone talked about bears? Or
maybe Roobles re-watches The Wire
and likes it a lot more, do-do-do do-do-do.
Sorry for the poor rhyming.
Have no fears, we've got comments for years!
II.
Craig J. Clark: one of us,
New season 2 write-ups,
bongoes is JGL,
Group chats of SNL.
McKenna: no Emmy,
Tereglith's cool movie.
Bongoes/Birdie, Auto/Spongy,
Affro/Sophie, Biscuit/Quirky.
Harmon drinks with menocu .
Screaming monkeys, comic books.
Jerley 4eva!, Buster Posey,
Narrator talks Soderbergh movies.
NRR's list of references,
No Logical Nonsenses,
Criterion, Arrow abs,
How hot is Jessica Chastain?
They'll never stop the Community board.
Have no fears,
We've got comments for years.
Like, why Parks and Rec. is coasting.
Maybe thoughts about ratings,
and why Nielsen is failing, or
How 'bout SBT goes on a Euro-trip,
and talks about the experience, do-do-do do-do-do.
I wrote this thing in three hours.
Have no fears, we've got comments for years!
III.
100k, celebrate,
gauephat says "This place is great."
(http://greendaleavclub.com/2012/10/the-100000th-comment/)
McHale recognizes our work.
(
)
Assholes call it "circlejerk."
Show hires bunch of guest stars:
Matt Lucas, Tricia Helfer,
James Brolin, Malcolm McDowell,
Don't forget George from Seinfeld!
Season four is delayed.
NBC changes return date.
Ganz leaves, so does Chevy.
People sad, and also angry.
Now at 150k,
The premiere is finally here, yay(IDNOT)!
Time to pack up and leave.
Happy October 19th!
You'll never stop the Community board.
Have no fears,
We've got comments for years.
Like, what constitutes as spam?
Maybe stuff on our home life,
Has this group ever discussed Drive?, or
how about an intelligent essay,
where someone makes good points, do-do-do do-do-do.
Disqus, go fuck yourself.
Have no fears, we've got comments for years!
(Comment had 34 likes from: Maqroll, 5000 Candles in the Wind, Spazophie, HectorTheWellEndowed, ALittleBirdie, reuelb5427, Occams Blazer, Dave, SG Standard, jmunney, bongoes, SpongyandBruised, sll03, shionthekid, FezDispenser, Tereglith, snowmania, Los Pollos Hermanos, thedirte, Affrosponge88, JanetSnakehole, Melted Kojak, Stephen77, Semi-bored Torontonian, Unregistered Guy Named Eric, The Narrator Returns, roare, JK Polk, Stingo, digifreak, Optramark, LloydBraun, Something Quirky, and Guest)