Post by occamsblazer on Mar 27, 2014 17:05:53 GMT -6
Part 11: Dante's Peeko
For this title of this part to work, let's just assume Mr. Briney's first name is Dante. Dante Briney. What a sexy name!
Having utterly defeated Roxanne in terms of pokémon battling and fashion sense, Quendra runs into some shenanigans:
Never take a man’s GOODS!
I ate him! He was pretty tender too.
Before he became my lunch!
I am quite often me!
Well, fantastic is a bit much….
Or maybe it isn’t. I am fantastic. EAT IT, ROXANNE!
I heard some stories of my dad trying some DEVON GOODS back in his college days.
DEVON will “downsize” my family!
Moving further along, we talk to NPCs because life is meaningless:
This guys is a sleeping and roaring karate master guardsperson.
Who also digs tunnels! It’s important to find your niche AND have a diverse set of career skills.
We’ve dealt with Whismur before...
Heavy equipment like these! *flexes arms*
*Quendra is unimpressed*
They’re called goons for a reason. Their LIVES are doing something stupid.
Rage against the dying of the light?
Watch Matlock?
Both?
Odd thugs are worse than even ones. Irrational thugs are the worst though. They just won’t quit.
What a dick!
Dude likes his PEEKO.
The devilishly fun Aqua Encounter Theme
Yes, and ewww.
The old guy cares about a Wingull more than my parents care about me!
I bet HE wouldn’t put PEEKO in the back of a moving truck!
Arrrrrrrgh! Ye scurvy dog!
Perhaps you’re the worthless one, ye land lubber!
Like a metaphor for your future!
<3 I want to break you! <3
The great Team Aqua Grunt Battle Theme
Another grunt. (Annoyed grunt.)
Occam’s metes swift justice on the grunt and levels up, trying to learn Peck.
GROWL SUCKS
Peck is a flying type move 35 power and 35 PP. Not great, but better than nothing.
LolGrunt
Darwin was right!
Oh so, right!
Occam’s is a Fire/Fighting dual-type now!
Learn ALL the moves!
If Occam’s needs to focus, just give him some Ritalin.
Double Kick is doubleplusgood.
Double Kick is a fighting type attack with 30 power and 30 PP that (as its name suggests) hits twice.
I know, my pirate impression is pretty bad.
Bosses are good at lying.
*Quendra stops paying attention*
Brendan would be cool if he wasn’t so awkward…
Oh, uh, yes. Justice! I’ll take that!
I’m now a drug mule!
Hottttttttttttt romantic reunion.
MR. BREEKO 4EVA!
Reading is hard!
I find your relationship with Peeko potentially troubling!
I know! I’ve already broken into your home.
Pihyoh! indeed.
Let’s wreck some Whismur with the new and improved Occam’s!
(Resulting carnage is not shown due to being too graphic.)
Trust me, that Whismur was wrekt.
10 kicks per second? Pokédex entries and realism go hand-in-hand.
Let’s return to our local roaring karate master!
He digs with his FISTS!
Back to the daily grind, Amiga learns Nature Power. Nature power is an interesting move that changes depending on where it is used. More details here. (link)
It went well, with no thanks to you, Mr. Helpless!
Yeah, you can take those GOODS and shove it.
I guess I should be less mean. Not everyone is as cool as I am.
Thank you, Mr. GOODS.
<3 I’ll cut you if you do anything suspicious! <3
It reeks of capitalism and bourgeoisie excess. : (
I’ll give that PRESIDENT a piece of my mind!
Yeah, just call me Quendra the Hoenn Heronie.
IS FULL OF DRUGS!
Once a drug mule, always a drug mule.
If robbers do take it, DEVON knows where you live!
I’m being exploited like everyone else by the business interests of DEVON!
Oh, I’ll have a word with him as well.
Phrasing!
So old...
Yeah, I’m wonderful.
You should probably train your staff better!
Start a revolution?
I’m not a postal service, I’m a human being!
Ugh, fine.
Couldn’t you just HIRE someone to do this four you instead of exploiting free child labor?
That statement is so baldly self-serving it’s almost refreshing.
But still too cheap to hire someone to deliver mail permanently.
Your shiny new technology cannot hide injustice forever!
That does sound cool…
But no! I will not stand for this! You will pay Mr. Stone! I will take down DEVON!
Maps are for the weak. There’s a reason why cartography is called “the coward science.”*
*This is not true. Cartography is a fine, useful science!
No more sinister than you and the DEVIL CORPORATION.
Yes, starting a revolution takes a lot of energy.
I bet you are!
This ends part 11. See all y’all later!
For this title of this part to work, let's just assume Mr. Briney's first name is Dante. Dante Briney. What a sexy name!
Having utterly defeated Roxanne in terms of pokémon battling and fashion sense, Quendra runs into some shenanigans:
Never take a man’s GOODS!
I ate him! He was pretty tender too.
Before he became my lunch!
I am quite often me!
Well, fantastic is a bit much….
Or maybe it isn’t. I am fantastic. EAT IT, ROXANNE!
I heard some stories of my dad trying some DEVON GOODS back in his college days.
DEVON will “downsize” my family!
Moving further along, we talk to NPCs because life is meaningless:
This guys is a sleeping and roaring karate master guardsperson.
Who also digs tunnels! It’s important to find your niche AND have a diverse set of career skills.
We’ve dealt with Whismur before...
Heavy equipment like these! *flexes arms*
*Quendra is unimpressed*
They’re called goons for a reason. Their LIVES are doing something stupid.
Rage against the dying of the light?
Watch Matlock?
Both?
Odd thugs are worse than even ones. Irrational thugs are the worst though. They just won’t quit.
What a dick!
Dude likes his PEEKO.
The devilishly fun Aqua Encounter Theme
Yes, and ewww.
The old guy cares about a Wingull more than my parents care about me!
I bet HE wouldn’t put PEEKO in the back of a moving truck!
Arrrrrrrgh! Ye scurvy dog!
Perhaps you’re the worthless one, ye land lubber!
Like a metaphor for your future!
<3 I want to break you! <3
The great Team Aqua Grunt Battle Theme
Another grunt. (Annoyed grunt.)
Occam’s metes swift justice on the grunt and levels up, trying to learn Peck.
GROWL SUCKS
Peck is a flying type move 35 power and 35 PP. Not great, but better than nothing.
LolGrunt
Darwin was right!
Oh so, right!
Occam’s is a Fire/Fighting dual-type now!
Learn ALL the moves!
If Occam’s needs to focus, just give him some Ritalin.
Double Kick is doubleplusgood.
Double Kick is a fighting type attack with 30 power and 30 PP that (as its name suggests) hits twice.
I know, my pirate impression is pretty bad.
Bosses are good at lying.
*Quendra stops paying attention*
Brendan would be cool if he wasn’t so awkward…
Oh, uh, yes. Justice! I’ll take that!
I’m now a drug mule!
Hottttttttttttt romantic reunion.
MR. BREEKO 4EVA!
Reading is hard!
I find your relationship with Peeko potentially troubling!
I know! I’ve already broken into your home.
Pihyoh! indeed.
Let’s wreck some Whismur with the new and improved Occam’s!
(Resulting carnage is not shown due to being too graphic.)
Trust me, that Whismur was wrekt.
10 kicks per second? Pokédex entries and realism go hand-in-hand.
Let’s return to our local roaring karate master!
He digs with his FISTS!
Back to the daily grind, Amiga learns Nature Power. Nature power is an interesting move that changes depending on where it is used. More details here. (link)
It went well, with no thanks to you, Mr. Helpless!
Yeah, you can take those GOODS and shove it.
I guess I should be less mean. Not everyone is as cool as I am.
Thank you, Mr. GOODS.
<3 I’ll cut you if you do anything suspicious! <3
It reeks of capitalism and bourgeoisie excess. : (
I’ll give that PRESIDENT a piece of my mind!
Yeah, just call me Quendra the Hoenn Heronie.
IS FULL OF DRUGS!
Once a drug mule, always a drug mule.
If robbers do take it, DEVON knows where you live!
I’m being exploited like everyone else by the business interests of DEVON!
Oh, I’ll have a word with him as well.
Phrasing!
So old...
Yeah, I’m wonderful.
You should probably train your staff better!
Start a revolution?
I’m not a postal service, I’m a human being!
Ugh, fine.
Couldn’t you just HIRE someone to do this four you instead of exploiting free child labor?
That statement is so baldly self-serving it’s almost refreshing.
But still too cheap to hire someone to deliver mail permanently.
Your shiny new technology cannot hide injustice forever!
That does sound cool…
But no! I will not stand for this! You will pay Mr. Stone! I will take down DEVON!
Maps are for the weak. There’s a reason why cartography is called “the coward science.”*
*This is not true. Cartography is a fine, useful science!
No more sinister than you and the DEVIL CORPORATION.
Yes, starting a revolution takes a lot of energy.
I bet you are!
This ends part 11. See all y’all later!