HALP HALP THIS CUPBOARD IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO OPERATE

WHAT AM I A ROCKET SCIENTIST THIS TOO HARD


oh you fucking idiot. the ingredients go in the bowl, not the floor! follow the directions next time jeez


I DO NOT GET THE CONCEPT OF BALANCE


pro-tip for vampires: do not violently swing your head when in daylight with sunglasses


THIS IS WHY MY MOM OPENS MY FOOD FOR ME


HAHA I'M OPERATED TO LICENSE HEAVY MACHINERY BUT THESE FUCKING CURTAINS MAN


ugh how do you towel i do not understand


the fucking cinnamon leaped at me man did you catch that on tape?!?!


oh you bitch this isn't a calzone!


I AM TOO POWERFUL FOR MOST FORMS OF TACOS


oh shit this is my anthrax can


IN A LAND WHERE TABLES ARE OUTLAWED


yeah but how did you cook that meal without power you bitch


why was there a delay? IT'S LIKE THEY WERE WAITING FOR HER


hire some mexicans white lady


that happens to me every day

editor's note: WHILE TYPING THIS CAPT BLICERO SLIPPED OFF THE KEYBOARD AND FELL OFF THE CHAIR ONTO HIS HEAD. HIS RECOVERY STATUS IS UNLIKELY.