Post by Evil Jeff on Aug 18, 2013 18:15:38 GMT -6
Classic Communists! Galaxy Quest Liveblog featuring Evil Jeff, Snowmania, Loki, Spongyandbruised, Tabernacle, Sll03, Janet Snakehole, Auto_Tags and Seffina! With special guest appearances from Magnitude, Digifreak, Armond White, and many more! All times in GMT.
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Galaxy Quest
[4:07 AM] snowmania: he just jeffed us
[4:07 AM] guest-64071 entered the room.
[4:07 AM] guest-64074 entered the room.
[4:07 AM] guest-64056 changed nickname to spongyandbruised
[4:07 AM] guest-64068 changed nickname to eviljeff
[4:07 AM] loki1001: Okay, are we ready?
[4:07 AM] eviljeff: How's that?!
[4:07 AM] snowmania: he just pulled a jeff move like from global whatever
[4:07 AM] eviljeff: HAHAHA
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: is janet here?
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: grr
[4:08 AM] sll03: Is everyone here?
[4:08 AM] snowmania: "but here's the thing" he says, and gone.
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall:
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall: wait?
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall: how do ppl kiss?
[4:08 AM] guest-64074 changed nickname to magnitude
[4:08 AM] eviljeff: aw
[4:08 AM] janetsnakehole: hey tabernacle.
[4:08 AM] snowmania: :*
[4:08 AM] eviljeff: through x's, dear
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: thank you!
[4:08 AM] guest-64071 changed nickname to automatic_taglines
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall: oh great, success1
[4:08 AM] janetsnakehole: no, thank you!
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: cool!
[4:08 AM] automatic_taglines: HI
[4:08 AM] snowmania: HI
[4:08 AM] eviljeff: YO
[4:08 AM] janetsnakehole: I love this color, thank you.
[4:08 AM] sll03 left the room.
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: is sam here>
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: she's new
[4:09 AM] seffiofitall: now my color? or am I yelling mezzanine?
[4:09 AM] spongyandbruised: I am sam
[4:09 AM] loki1001: Because I can only stay till one, so I'd like to get started pretty quickly.
[4:09 AM] snowmania: galaxy quest part 3, why are you loading sooooo sloooow?
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: not you S7B
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: s&b!
[4:09 AM] seffiofitall: I'm ready
[4:09 AM] spongyandbruised: NO sean penn fans? Okay.
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: or sean penn!
[4:09 AM] automatic_taglines: she opted out bc she is nervous
[4:09 AM] eviljeff: So do we all start at the start of the dreamworks' logo?
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: lucy in the sky with diamodns
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: k
[4:09 AM] snowmania: yes
[4:10 AM] snowmania: how many of you have seen this already?
[4:10 AM] loki1001: Who's magnitude?
[4:10 AM] tabernacle: me
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: me
[4:10 AM] spongyandbruised: I've not
[4:10 AM] automatic_taglines: she is watching pi
[4:10 AM] loki1001: I have.
[4:10 AM] tabernacle: cued up
[4:10 AM] janetsnakehole: I've not
[4:10 AM] snowmania: do you...prepare monkey shines? is that what's happening here?
[4:10 AM] guest-64113 entered the room.
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: for reference, visit our last live blog
[4:10 AM] guest-64113 changed nickname to sll03
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: aclockworkoffense.com/greendale/2012/04/speed-live-blog/
[4:10 AM] loki1001: I haven't seen it in years. So my monkey shines are going to be pretty old.
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: also we can do this
[4:11 AM] eviljeff: started a YouTube-video: leonard likes this post
[4:11 AM] sll03: Sorry guys, my roommate knocked over our modem and my internet went out for a second.
[4:11 AM] janetsnakehole: nice!
[4:11 AM] tabernacle: so when sll says VICKIII
[4:11 AM] eviljeff: damny your roomie
[4:11 AM] loki1001: Okay sll03, let's get this party started.
[4:11 AM] sll03: Alright!!!
[4:12 AM] loki1001: I'm krumping right now.
[4:12 AM] seffiofitall: Dream Works more like Treme Works, am I right?
[4:12 AM] sll03: Everybody get to the 20 second mark, and when I give the go ahead, press play.
[4:12 AM] loki1001: That;s how you know it is a party.
[4:12 AM] spongyandbruised: TREPIDATION!
[4:12 AM] seffiofitall: *krumps way better than @loki*
[4:12 AM] snowmania: that's not krumping
[4:12 AM] eviljeff: 20 seconds - is the dreamworks logo starting to fade?
[4:12 AM] loki1001: You go Seffi.
[4:13 AM] magnitude left the room.
[4:13 AM] eviljeff: POP WHAT
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:13 AM] snowmania: wait, who's magnitude? or was, who was magnitude?
[4:13 AM] automatic_taglines: I had to go get sustenance
[4:13 AM] spongyandbruised: *liked*
[4:13 AM] sll03: Okay, everyone at 20 seconds?
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: =)
[4:13 AM] snowmania: yes
[4:13 AM] loki1001: Yep.
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: kk
[4:13 AM] janetsnakehole: si
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: rdy
[4:13 AM] seffiofitall: *mixes up some Elaine with some Phil and Lem*
[4:13 AM] eviljeff: is 20 secs what I said above?
[4:13 AM] spongyandbruised: More or less
[4:13 AM] sll03: VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4:13 AM] seffiofitall: woot woot
[4:14 AM] eviljeff: mark johnson.. that's a gay name
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:14 AM] snowmania: what the hell is this movie even about
[4:14 AM] sll03: Looks just like SPACE SHIPS (A Troy and Abed Thing).
[4:14 AM] snowmania: oh, HIM
[4:14 AM] automatic_taglines: Yep at 20
[4:14 AM] eviljeff: questing
[4:14 AM] spongyandbruised: We're watching Spaceballs, right?
[4:14 AM] seffiofitall: oh alaaaaaaaan
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: CRUSHER!
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: wil wheaton!!!
[4:14 AM] loki1001: Those are some boobs!
[4:14 AM] snowmania: me neither, tim allen.
[4:14 AM] eviljeff: black wil wheaton!
[4:14 AM] janetsnakehole: oh God , Tim Allen's hair...
[4:14 AM] snowmania: she looks odd blonde
[4:14 AM] sll03: She looks, um, perky.
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: NEVER SURRENDER!
[4:14 AM] automatic_taglines: now I'm behind
[4:14 AM] sll03: *bows head in shame*
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: Annie's ancestor
[4:15 AM] tabernacle: in spirit
[4:15 AM] snowmania: aren't there child labor laws in space?
[4:15 AM] eviljeff: man I love the pitch perfect Star Trek parody
[4:15 AM] loki1001: Never Give Up, Never Surrender or To Infinity and Beyond?
[4:15 AM] tabernacle: no one can hear them, the laws
[4:15 AM] seffiofitall: This is way better than The Artist
[4:15 AM] eviljeff: I LOVE SAM ROCKWELL
[4:15 AM] tabernacle: ha!
[4:15 AM] eviljeff: He's like 2 on my list of actors
[4:15 AM] loki1001: Hey, it's Justin Hammer.
[4:15 AM] sll03: I love him , too.
[4:15 AM] sll03: MONK!
[4:15 AM] loki1001: And that guy from Choke.
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: I think he fought people, right?
[4:16 AM] janetsnakehole: It's Chill Mitchell!
[4:16 AM] snowmania: that son of a bitch
[4:16 AM] snowmania: show your conventioneers some love
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: Why doesn't Alan Rickman have an awarsd
[4:16 AM] sll03: Oh Alan, you're still an actor.
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: *award
[4:16 AM] sll03: You'll always be Snape!
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: shhh
[4:16 AM] spongyandbruised: Hans Gruber!
[4:16 AM] loki1001: I remember when he was an Angel with no genitalia.
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: BEHOLD THE METATRON
[4:16 AM] spongyandbruised: And then he started acting
[4:16 AM] loki1001: We are kind of on an Alan Rickman kick.
[4:17 AM] sll03: Because he's the MAN.
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: I'm on a perpetual Alan Rickman kick
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: if he were a crossword
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: well
[4:17 AM] sll03: I mean, it's part of his name. RickMAN.
[4:17 AM] tabernacle: he was the best on sense and sensibility
[4:17 AM] loki1001: Poor Tim Allan.
[4:17 AM] spongyandbruised: An Alan Kickman, if you will
[4:17 AM] eviljeff: *like*
[4:17 AM] tabernacle: HA!
[4:17 AM] loki1001: Now he's on that awful sitcom.
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: *like*
[4:17 AM] snowmania: when is this series supposed to have taken place? the 80s?
[4:17 AM] sll03: ZING!
[4:17 AM] snowmania: or like ten years before the movie opens?
[4:17 AM] sll03: Yep, the 80's.
[4:17 AM] eviljeff: yeah, it's a TNG parody
[4:17 AM] loki1001: I love Sigorney's increadibly high waisted pants.
[4:17 AM] tabernacle: men are pigs, amirite? grunt grunt
[4:18 AM] sll03: The show must go on!
[4:18 AM] eviljeff: damn you!
[4:18 AM] seffiofitall: damn you!
[4:18 AM] loki1001: DAMN YOU!
[4:18 AM] spongyandbruised: damn you!
[4:18 AM] snowmania: he's gonna say it isn't he
[4:18 AM] eviljeff: haha, I love him waving that flag
[4:18 AM] seffiofitall: it was like his wizard robes
[4:18 AM] loki1001: He does it so effetly.
[4:18 AM] seffiofitall: RIGHT?
[4:18 AM] snowmania: "that guy can act!"
[4:19 AM] tabernacle: Needs more Emma Thomson. She should marry him in all the movies.
[4:19 AM] eviljeff: Peter peter peter peter
[4:19 AM] sll03: Echooooooooo.
[4:19 AM] spongyandbruised: Emma Thompson should be in everything
[4:19 AM] tabernacle: aye
[4:19 AM] eviljeff: Emma Thompson should play tomb raider
[4:19 AM] spongyandbruised: God yes
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: sam rockwell was in hitchhiler
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: 's guide
[4:20 AM] guest-64260 entered the room.
[4:20 AM] guest-64260 changed nickname to loki10011
[4:20 AM] sll03: I would watch that several times.
[4:20 AM] seffiofitall: emma married him in s&S?
[4:20 AM] snowmania: it's garret's brother
[4:20 AM] eviljeff: I wonder when Nimoy got pissed with the fans
[4:20 AM] spongyandbruised: That doesn't exist!
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: her sister did
[4:20 AM] seffiofitall: I thought it was titanic boobs?
[4:20 AM] loki10011: Ooooo
[4:20 AM] sll03: IS THAT JUSTIN LONG?
[4:20 AM] eviljeff: YES
[4:20 AM] automatic_taglines: yep
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: aye titanic boobs lo
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:20 AM] eviljeff: I think it was his first role
[4:20 AM] loki10011: Yep. That was before his girlfriend got sucked into hell.
[4:20 AM] snowmania: ohhhh
[4:21 AM] snowmania: i'm like ten seconds behind
[4:21 AM] sll03: Guys. That kinda made my day.
[4:21 AM] seffiofitall: ooh who's that
[4:21 AM] loki10011: His friend is really tall.
[4:21 AM] seffiofitall: me, too snow
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: HE HAS NO FIRENDS, HE'S A NERD
[4:21 AM] sll03: It's Papa Mars!
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: Don't you watch BBT
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: ahh
[4:21 AM] snowmania: yeah, that's BBT's first rule of the universe
[4:21 AM] loki10011: Hey! It's Veronica Mars's dad.
[4:21 AM] snowmania: nerds shall be forever friendless and lonely
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: Was that Rainn Wilson?!
[4:21 AM] seffiofitall: who's your daddy
[4:21 AM] snowmania: the isolation...so funny!
[4:22 AM] snowmania: oh my god
[4:22 AM] tabernacle: Elinor got along really well with the Colonel in S&S--they were simpatico
[4:22 AM] janetsnakehole: yes, it's rainn wilson!
[4:22 AM] loki10011: Yes, it is Rainn Wilson.
[4:22 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm choking going to get water
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: Wow, i had not idea he existed in physical form before The Office
[4:22 AM] guest-64308 entered the room.
[4:22 AM] loki10011: He was in Six Feet Under.
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: I know
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: but nobody remebers that
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: ..except you
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: but shut up
[4:22 AM] tabernacle: bag of ****
[4:23 AM] seffiofitall: tonight we eat like the lower middle class to which we aspire
[4:23 AM] tabernacle: and head thing with Ruth
[4:23 AM] sll03: Aww. This is where he has a major revelation.
[4:23 AM] snowmania: oh man, this is getting me *right here* [i'm gesturing wildly to my heart
[4:23 AM] snowmania: ]
[4:23 AM] loki10011: Poor Tim Allen.
[4:23 AM] guest-64317 entered the room.
[4:23 AM] guest-64317 changed nickname to digifreak
[4:23 AM] spongyandbruised: Poor rich Tim Allen
[4:23 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:23 AM] seffiofitall: digi!
[4:23 AM] eviljeff: You could say he's
[4:23 AM] seffiofitall: 'ello
[4:23 AM] snowmania: hello there
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: The Last Man Standing
[4:24 AM] tabernacle: ha!
[4:24 AM] janetsnakehole: awwww...justin is so earnest here...
[4:24 AM] digifreak: hi. i saw people linking to this on twitter
[4:24 AM] spongyandbruised: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: *yeeeeaaaaah*
[4:24 AM] guest-64308 changed nickname to m
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: sup mm
[4:24 AM] automatic_taglines: Back did not die
[4:24 AM] sll03: NO WAY?
[4:24 AM] loki10011: That's a fancy bathrobe.
[4:24 AM] tabernacle: good!
[4:24 AM] sll03: People linked this on Twitter?
[4:24 AM] sll03: Guys, we're famous.
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: yep. We've gon mainstream
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: *pulls sock*
[4:24 AM] snowmania: why is he still wearing the mask
[4:24 AM] janetsnakehole: is that serbian rum?
[4:24 AM] tabernacle: glad to have you among the living, Tags
[4:24 AM] seffiofitall: *pulls sock monkey*
[4:24 AM] spongyandbruised: Yeah *sock*
[4:24 AM] sll03: Protocl Omega.
[4:24 AM] snowmania: or the rubber cap. is this all he knows?
[4:25 AM] seffiofitall: *pulls Annie sock puppet*
[4:25 AM] loki10011: Mmmm puppets.
[4:25 AM] automatic_taglines: This movie looks like it was film on home video
[4:25 AM] tabernacle: last man standing after home improvement seems,.. a lateral move
[4:25 AM] sll03: Hey! Home Improvement wasn't *all* bad.
[4:26 AM] automatic_taglines: Faux-by
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: =)
[4:26 AM] loki10011: Remember when everyone thought the kids from Home Improvement were so hot?
[4:26 AM] eviljeff: Am I the only one who kind of hates that woman in everything she's been in?
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: aye
[4:26 AM] spongyandbruised: It had the second best Al of the 90's
[4:26 AM] snowmania: isn't that pedophilia? racist pedophilia?
[4:26 AM] eviljeff: She's really creepy looking
[4:26 AM] sll03: Oh JTT.
[4:26 AM] sll03: He's 30 now.
[4:26 AM] guest-64383 entered the room.
[4:26 AM] snowmania: i remember when jtt was a thing
[4:26 AM] guest-64383 left the room.
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: tiger beat etc
[4:26 AM] snowmania: in disney movies and suchlike. i think.
[4:26 AM] seffiofitall: I grew up during the JTT craze
[4:26 AM] spongyandbruised: J14
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: lost treasure
[4:26 AM] janetsnakehole left the room.
[4:26 AM] snowmania: me too. yeah, i got it.
[4:26 AM] seffiofitall: devon sawa... and what not
[4:26 AM] m left the room.
[4:26 AM] loki10011: He fell off the face of the planet.
[4:26 AM] guest-64401 entered the room.
[4:27 AM] sll03: He was on Veronica Mars.
[4:27 AM] snowmania: and now hte little brother is getting in all kinds of trouble
[4:27 AM] snowmania: from what i hear
[4:27 AM] sll03: Weapons of Class Destruction. Logan kicked his ass.
[4:27 AM] guest-64401 changed nickname to janetsnakehole
[4:27 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:27 AM] seffiofitall: wb janet
[4:27 AM] tabernacle: wb janet
[4:27 AM] janetsnakehole: thx
[4:27 AM] automatic_taglines: tim allen's teeth are quite yellow
[4:27 AM] snowmania: hello janet!
[4:27 AM] snowmania: beets
[4:27 AM] snowmania: he requires beets
[4:27 AM] tabernacle: is french stewart not in this movie?
[4:27 AM] janetsnakehole: oooh, i like green...
[4:27 AM] eviljeff: Tim Allen was in a film with Chevy Chase and Courtney Cox
[4:27 AM] automatic_taglines: hi janet!
[4:28 AM] spongyandbruised: It's an impersonator
[4:28 AM] sll03: Janet, we match!
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: i even read tim allen book
[4:28 AM] snowmania: tim allen is literate?
[4:28 AM] janetsnakehole: indeed! Go Green!
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: dude was all over
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: hahaha
[4:28 AM] snowmania: or is this one of those "as told to" books?
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: i think he actually wrote it
[4:28 AM] loki10011: Doggie!
[4:28 AM] janetsnakehole: I love collies...
[4:28 AM] sll03: MOBY!!
[4:29 AM] snowmania: me too
[4:29 AM] automatic_taglines: I think we could remake this movie
[4:29 AM] spongyandbruised: oh hai doggie
[4:29 AM] snowmania: it would look about as good
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: I get to play Alan Rickman
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: for obvious reasons
[4:29 AM] sll03: You are British.
[4:29 AM] loki10011: This is Michelle's boyfriend Mark.
[4:29 AM] seffiofitall: I get to do Alan Ricman
[4:29 AM] spongyandbruised: Sigourney Weaver
[4:29 AM] seffiofitall: Rickman
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: go away seffi
[4:29 AM] automatic_taglines: I sigourney weaver bc I'm tall
[4:29 AM] snowmania: wait is this like three amigos in space?
[4:29 AM] seffiofitall left the room.
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: aww
[4:29 AM] tabernacle: now you've done it
[4:29 AM] snowmania: SEFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[4:29 AM] spongyandbruised: I'm taller and probably bustier
[4:30 AM] loki10011: Oh, hey, it's that guy who looks like Jim Rash, but is not Jim Rash.
[4:30 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:30 AM] automatic_taglines: SW not that busty sb you can be missy pyle
[4:30 AM] sll03: I think I'm ahead. Where are you guys?
[4:30 AM] guest-64470 entered the room.
[4:30 AM] snowmania: 7:20
[4:30 AM] spongyandbruised: Plus my legs go from here to ya ya
[4:30 AM] eviljeff: I'M SORRY SEFFI
[4:30 AM] loki10011: 17:20
[4:31 AM] automatic_taglines: seffi come back
[4:31 AM] snowmania: i meant 17:20 when i said 7:20
[4:31 AM] guest-64470 changed nickname to seffinevergivesupneversurrenders
[4:31 AM] tabernacle: hahahahaha
[4:31 AM] snowmania: that's the spirit, seffi
[4:31 AM] loki10011: Best name ever.
[4:31 AM] janetsnakehole: great name!
[4:31 AM] sll03: Oh okay, I'm good then.
[4:31 AM] automatic_taglines: seffi wins!!!!!
[4:31 AM] sll03: Winner of Best Name goes to...
[4:31 AM] snowmania: why can't he get off this ship?!?!? oh my god!
[4:31 AM] eviljeff: Why does Tim Allen just go along with all of this
[4:32 AM] sll03: Because he's Tim Allen?
[4:32 AM] spongyandbruised: he wanted a new wing on his house
[4:32 AM] automatic_taglines: he was drunk and had nothing better to do
[4:32 AM] eviljeff: I guess, he'll do anything for a paycheck
[4:32 AM] snowmania: that's how i hug people
[4:32 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: wow, the special effects
[4:32 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: were special
[4:32 AM] tabernacle: he wanted luis guzman's trailer
[4:32 AM] automatic_taglines: Jeff and 'Nac match
[4:32 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:33 AM] eviljeff: yep
[4:33 AM] snowmania: the cool thing about the fx is that watching it on youtube barely diminishes it at all
[4:33 AM] eviljeff: we're like twins
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: and i have seffi's old color
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: twin powers unite!
[4:33 AM] loki10011: I remember back when this was cutting edge CGI.
[4:33 AM] sll03: Hehehe. Rickman's exasperated delivery just killed me.
[4:33 AM] eviljeff: Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: ::bones it::
[4:33 AM] loki10011: Speaking of which, we totally need to do Jerassic Park.
[4:33 AM] spongyandbruised: No Incest
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: ha
[4:33 AM] snowmania: i love me some jurassic park
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: sam neill!
[4:33 AM] sll03: Adding Jurassic Park to the list!
[4:34 AM] eviljeff: did y'all just get to a rickman bit? I'm behind
[4:34 AM] janetsnakehole: jeff goldblum...mmm
[4:34 AM] spongyandbruised: You guys are Goldbluming
[4:34 AM] tabernacle: goldblumming allowed
[4:34 AM] snowmania: :46 seconds into 3rd part
[4:34 AM] snowmania: what a savings
[4:34 AM] sll03: I uhh...i don't know what that means...
[4:34 AM] loki10011: Oh Justin Long.
[4:34 AM] tabernacle: ::punch::
[4:34 AM] eviljeff: yeah i just got there. Ha.
[4:34 AM] janetsnakehole: like
[4:34 AM] eviljeff: LOL Justin fall down and hurt himself
[4:34 AM] tabernacle: dalmatians!
[4:34 AM] loki10011: In just a few years he's going to be a gay porn star dating Superman.
[4:34 AM] snowmania: how the hell old is justin long here, 12?
[4:35 AM] eviljeff: He was a gay porn star in Zack and Miri
[4:35 AM] tabernacle: ahhh
[4:35 AM] spongyandbruised: I have to duck out, i'll see you all in the manana
[4:35 AM] janetsnakehole: he's so young and unspoiled!
[4:35 AM] tabernacle: bye s&b
[4:35 AM] snowmania: the dean would know the dif between termites and dalmations
[4:35 AM] loki1001 left the room.
[4:35 AM] sll03: Bye Spongy!
[4:35 AM] snowmania: farewell spongy
[4:35 AM] eviljeff: love you spongers
[4:35 AM] janetsnakehole: bye
[4:35 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: bye spongy
[4:35 AM] automatic_taglines: Bye Spongy the Bruised
[4:35 AM] spongyandbruised left the room.
[4:35 AM] eviljeff: Now that the SQUARE is gone
[4:35 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: stay spongy
[4:36 AM] tabernacle: the spirt was willing...
[4:36 AM] guest-64584 entered the room.
[4:36 AM] guest-64584 changed nickname to loki1001
[4:36 AM] loki1001: Damn internet access.
[4:36 AM] snowmania: ej do you want us to start saying things about s&b and then give him a transcript
[4:36 AM] tabernacle: heheheh
[4:36 AM] snowmania: because he's different!!!
[4:36 AM] eviljeff: I hate spongers, he's so aggressive, sexually
[4:36 AM] tabernacle: I will quote Ian Malcolm for all of JP
[4:37 AM] sll03: Is everyone seeing these octopus things right now?
[4:37 AM] tabernacle: he is TOO goodlooking
[4:37 AM] eviljeff: You're kind of ahead of me
[4:37 AM] janetsnakehole: oooh ian malcom.,,
[4:37 AM] janetsnakehole: damn it, i cannot spell!
[4:37 AM] snowmania: and here comes the goo
[4:37 AM] eviljeff: but I'm not good with this timing thing anyway
[4:37 AM] automatic_taglines: no one is EJ
[4:37 AM] eviljeff: me and snowers are on the same level
[4:37 AM] tabernacle: ocotopus
[4:37 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: the press
[4:37 AM] sll03: Yup. I'm ahead. Can someone please tell me when Monk arrives?
[4:38 AM] snowmania: why do they all get kind of o faces and shakes when they teleport
[4:38 AM] snowmania: this disturbs me
[4:38 AM] snowmania: i realize it's messing up their world and everything and it's probably chilly, but c'mon
[4:38 AM] loki1001: This is either the best or worst date possible.
[4:38 AM] eviljeff: I love Sam Rockwell in this scene
[4:38 AM] eviljeff: on my list of actors in the scene Rockwell is #2
[4:38 AM] tabernacle: "grand tour"
[4:38 AM] tabernacle: monk
[4:38 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm ahead to.
[4:38 AM] loki1001: There's monk.
[4:38 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: Annie screams better
[4:39 AM] tabernacle: def
[4:39 AM] eviljeff: monk just zoomed in for me
[4:39 AM] sll03: Agreed.
[4:39 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm way ahead
[4:39 AM] tabernacle: goldblum is rachel father on glee (one of them)
[4:39 AM] tabernacle: lieu madison
[4:39 AM] sll03: Okie doke: re-synched.
[4:40 AM] tabernacle: kk
[4:40 AM] automatic_taglines: Sam Rockwells stache is way freaky
[4:40 AM] tabernacle: NEEDS MORE BACKUP
[4:40 AM] eviljeff: I like the black guy in this scene
[4:40 AM] janetsnakehole: he was in some show in the nineties...i can't remember which one
[4:40 AM] snowmania: they're so damned smart but they don't understand the concept of entertainment
[4:40 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: He's in the backseat. Geez
[4:40 AM] snowmania: i am having a hard time suspending my disbelief!!!!
[4:40 AM] loki1001: They have huge foreheads.
[4:40 AM] tabernacle: they're noit small
[4:41 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: Jeff's bigger
[4:41 AM] sll03: Jeff would fit in.
[4:41 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: he's only network good looking
[4:41 AM] eviljeff: Screw you, sugar tits
[4:41 AM] sll03: CAN IT BOOBS!
[4:41 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: Just sementits
[4:41 AM] tabernacle: faux-terprise
[4:41 AM] tabernacle: HA!
[4:41 AM] eviljeff: hahaha
[4:42 AM] eviljeff: I think at this point Shatner thought he was watching a remake
[4:42 AM] snowmania: the ship appears to be powered by a ball of rabbit poo
[4:42 AM] snowmania: that's different
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: this is like the third best ST movie
[4:42 AM] loki1001: Yes, yes it is.
[4:42 AM] eviljeff: After voyage home right
[4:42 AM] eviljeff: RIGHT
[4:42 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: I'm pretty sure it's powered by dreams
[4:42 AM] loki1001: Although there are no humpback whales in it.
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: and II
[4:42 AM] automatic_taglines: Am I the only one having touble differiating b/t NAC an RJ
[4:42 AM] sll03: That ship is snazzy.
[4:42 AM] snowmania: don't any of these people have families or any kind of obligation?
[4:42 AM] automatic_taglines: *EJ
[4:42 AM] loki1001: Unless you count Tim Allen
[4:42 AM] loki1001: OHHH SNAP!
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: Hoo boy
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: a new low
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: for ME!
[4:43 AM] eviljeff: SCREW YOU
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: =)
[4:43 AM] digifreak left the room.
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: i aint leaving
[4:43 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: It's a sticker
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: EJ, relog?
[4:43 AM] snowmania: this chat room ain't big enough for the both of ya...'s sky blue fonts
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: I'm the one who's supposed to be logging the blog
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: i love this color
[4:44 AM] sll03: Power struggle!
[4:44 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: It used to be mine
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: rock paper scissors?
[4:44 AM] snowmania: someone judge judy this sitch
[4:44 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: a long time ago
[4:44 AM] loki1001: I've made peace with being pink.
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: shut up seffi, you smell like mentholiptus
[4:44 AM] sll03: I'm fine with this (this being 'green').
[4:44 AM] snowmania: loki, you're of the lovely dusky salmon variety
[4:44 AM] automatic_taglines: What time is everyone at? I am freakishly ahead
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: hahaah oh kermit
[4:44 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: he's the color of nipples
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: wait...
[4:44 AM] snowmania: 1;30 part 4
[4:44 AM] loki1001: 31:12.
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: 28 now
[4:44 AM] sll03: 30:28
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: I'll skip forward a bit
[4:45 AM] automatic_taglines: Thanks Loki
[4:45 AM] tabernacle: did you just say dusky?
[4:45 AM] snowmania: possiblement
[4:45 AM] loki1001: I used to have a friend named Dusty.
[4:45 AM] tabernacle: Happy Endings: "jazzed"
[4:45 AM] snowmania: i used to have a friend named dustin!
[4:45 AM] snowmania: not as cool as dusty. he coulda been one, but he weren't.
[4:45 AM] loki1001: He was so far in the closet he spent most of his time in Narnia.
[4:45 AM] tabernacle: hee
[4:45 AM] janetsnakehole: liked!
[4:45 AM] sll03: Hee
[4:46 AM] snowmania: doubled liked
[4:46 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: *liked*
[4:46 AM] automatic_taglines: and now
[4:46 AM] tabernacle: <b>bold</b>
[4:46 AM] loki1001: That is some terrible piloting.
[4:46 AM] eviljeff: Hey, Narnia is a nice place full of magical creatures and fauns and yeah it's kind of gay
[4:46 AM] sll03: That one alien dude has a major widow's peak.
[4:46 AM] snowmania: they are all like grown eddie munsters
[4:46 AM] tabernacle: mockingbaird lane!
[4:46 AM] loki1001: So True, Snow.
[4:46 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: and the ice queen
[4:46 AM] sll03: Guys, you're slacking: Major Widow's Peak *salute*
[4:46 AM] tabernacle: hahahaah
[4:47 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[4:47 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: *salute*
[4:47 AM] loki1001: Major Widow's Peak *Salute*
[4:47 AM] tabernacle: is this chat private?
[4:47 AM] automatic_taglines: How do you bold
[4:47 AM] sll03: * text *
[4:47 AM] eviljeff: * stars * *bitch*
[4:47 AM] snowmania: asterisks around the word, i think
[4:47 AM] loki1001: Pretty private.
[4:47 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: greendale school symbol
[4:47 AM] tabernacle: *Unum*
[4:47 AM] tabernacle: no one salutes a private??
[4:47 AM] sll03: E Pluribus Anus?
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: aye!
[4:48 AM] loki1001: No one can find it without a link.
[4:48 AM] sll03: Private Chat *salutes*
[4:48 AM] snowmania: *E* *Pluribus* *Anus*!
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: ty
[4:48 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[4:48 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: yes, use that symbol b/w words
[4:48 AM] snowmania: go to hell, letter E
[4:48 AM] automatic_taglines: *got it* and I know you are evil but don't call me bitch
[4:48 AM] janetsnakehole: oh, snap...*salute*
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: *salute*
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: I like the general tone of the room
[4:48 AM] eviljeff: It was more of a "wild card, bitches" kind of bitch
[4:48 AM] loki1001: General Tone *Salute*
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: I know, EJ
[4:49 AM] tabernacle: *salute*
[4:49 AM] snowmania: this octoalien speech pattern is definitely not getting old
[4:49 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[4:49 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[4:49 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: *salutes Private Pretty*
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute8
[4:49 AM] sll03: General Tone *salute*
[4:49 AM] tabernacle: in his last picture, Evil Jeff was a loo tenant
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: Way to Britta it. Auto_Tags
[4:49 AM] snowmania: *salute*? (I feel like abed laughing when everyone else is laughing uproariously)
[4:49 AM] eviljeff: how dare you
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[4:50 AM] tabernacle: *salute*
[4:50 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: I miss S.A.N.D.E.R.S.
[4:50 AM] tabernacle: colonel salute!
[4:50 AM] automatic_taglines: That guy looks like a power rangers villian
[4:50 AM] eviljeff: damn you *salute*
[4:50 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders left the room.
[4:50 AM] sll03: Colonel *salute*
[4:50 AM] guest-64875 entered the room.
[4:50 AM] janetsnakehole: damn it all *salute*
[4:50 AM] snowmania: i love power rangers villian. they're all so jerky
[4:51 AM] loki1001: S.A.N.D.E.R.S. would fix this whole problem with just seven herbs and spices.
[4:51 AM] sll03: Aw, I remember Power Rangers. Good times.
[4:51 AM] loki10011 left the room.
[4:51 AM] snowmania: yeah, it's a sticker
[4:51 AM] loki1001: I like Rita Repulsa.
[4:51 AM] eviljeff: I used to play power rangers with my friend
[4:51 AM] snowmania: power rangers was the only show i was forbidden from watching. for some reason.
[4:51 AM] eviljeff: specifically at the part where it said "don't replicate the crap in the show"
[4:51 AM] snowmania: because apparently it inspires you to break your friend's arm
[4:51 AM] guest-64875 changed nickname to seffioriginalrecipe
[4:51 AM] tabernacle: hahaha
[4:52 AM] automatic_taglines: Power Ranger were the bomb
[4:52 AM] sll03: I watched it. I cannot recall breaking any friends' arms'.
[4:52 AM] loki1001: The Green Ranger made me gay.
[4:52 AM] eviljeff: seffi if you want to change your name without signing out you can just click it
[4:52 AM] tabernacle: ranger salute?
[4:52 AM] sll03: Lol Loki
[4:52 AM] snowmania: i never fought no one, i just had a crush on the green ranger. or the white ranger. or wha
[4:52 AM] seffina: i was hoping for a color change
[4:52 AM] snowmania: and a little on the pink one, truth be told
[4:52 AM] seffina: and success!
[4:52 AM] sll03: Tommy was rather dreamy.
[4:52 AM] snowmania: or did i just wnat to BE her?
[4:52 AM] eviljeff: just been proven racist by the racist prover
[4:52 AM] eviljeff: ah, I see
[4:53 AM] tabernacle: ludicrous speed!
[4:53 AM] loki1001: I'm repeating the darn computer.
[4:53 AM] sll03: Snowmania: I wanted to be her too.
[4:53 AM] snowmania: the ship is breaking apart and all that
[4:53 AM] eviljeff: oh, token black guy is freaking out
[4:53 AM] tabernacle: i wanted to be ensign ro.
[4:54 AM] sll03: The ship already broke apart for me.
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: damn it tabbers
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: *salutes*
[4:54 AM] tabernacle: salutes!
[4:54 AM] seffina: token scaredy cat is scared
[4:54 AM] snowmania: these people are incompetent
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: that's because they're actors
[4:54 AM] snowmania: THAT'S NO EXCUSE
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: it's kind of a crappy set up I think
[4:54 AM] loki1001: You never want actors piloting your space ship.
[4:54 AM] tabernacle: ::nods
[4:54 AM] janetsnakehole: well, at least the score is magnificent....
[4:55 AM] automatic_taglines: Loki speak the truth
[4:55 AM] snowmania: just once i'd like to see some kind of alien villain that's sort of...cute and fluffy
[4:55 AM] seffina: The effects were decent.
[4:55 AM] janetsnakehole: cough, couch
[4:55 AM] snowmania: maybe sleek. doesn't have to be spiked and poison green
[4:55 AM] loki1001: Someone needs to install a circit breaker.
[4:55 AM] eviljeff: oh what a surprise, token black guy is screaming
[4:55 AM] janetsnakehole: oops, cough
[4:55 AM] eviljeff: *cough* racist prover
[4:55 AM] seffina: jm
[4:55 AM] loki1001: The rabbit from Monty Python was cute and fluffy.
[4:55 AM] snowmania: s'true
[4:55 AM] sll03: And it was the most lethal of all.
[4:55 AM] tabernacle: is there a racnk called score? it seemed significant, with the coughing
[4:55 AM] snowmania: just like real rabbits
[4:56 AM] seffina: lots of shaft
[4:56 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:56 AM] loki1001: Ha! Shaft.
[4:56 AM] snowmania: shaft, where
[4:56 AM] seffina: spear...
[4:56 AM] snowmania: giggling like an 11 year old boy here
[4:56 AM] loki1001: Signorney obviously knows lots abou the shaft.
[4:56 AM] snowmania: foward thruster shaft
[4:56 AM] tabernacle: is hse Ghosting?
[4:56 AM] sll03: It's probably not her first time operating one, amirite?
[4:56 AM] loki1001: She has a special relationship with the computer.
[4:57 AM] tabernacle: "you can call me Hal"
[4:57 AM] loki1001: LOOK I have one job on this lousey ship, it's stupid, but I'm going to do it!
[4:57 AM] sll03: That got heated.
[4:57 AM] snowmania: got, what a bunch of passive aggressive aliens
[4:57 AM] snowmania: "oh, we expected too much of you!"
[4:58 AM] snowmania: "it's okay!"
[4:58 AM] loki1001: Those poor people.
[4:58 AM] seffina: I want Community to be real
[4:58 AM] seffina: I'm going to Greendale!
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: does anyone know of a movie
[4:58 AM] seffina: to teach geology
[4:58 AM] eviljeff: ahhhhahaahahh
[4:58 AM] snowmania: you're already accepted, thankfully
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: with Richard Dreyfuss
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: where he is taken to be the president
[4:58 AM] seffina: forward thrusts, britta, let me teach you
[4:58 AM] eviljeff: i like the weird groans they do
[4:58 AM] automatic_taglines: oh no sefi and me look alike
[4:58 AM] sll03: Sorry 'nac: no idea.
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: it's like Dave
[4:58 AM] snowmania: i hope they execute liars
[4:58 AM] seffina: yes, we're twins. We can totally
[4:58 AM] snowmania: and actors
[4:59 AM] automatic_taglines: finish eachother's pie
[4:59 AM] sll03: Dave with Kevin Kline?
[4:59 AM] eviljeff: so it's come to a battle between blue... and purple
[4:59 AM] snowmania: oh gosh, what a dilly of a pickel they are in
[4:59 AM] tabernacle: aye
[4:59 AM] janetsnakehole: ooooh, endothermic. sounds "sciencey"
[4:59 AM] tabernacle: pretend president becomes real one
[4:59 AM] seffina: *special handshake*
[4:59 AM] seffina: *followed by secret handshake*
[4:59 AM] loki1001: Awww, group hug.
[4:59 AM] snowmania: so far monk is my favorite
[4:59 AM] seffina: *whispers* secret
[4:59 AM] snowmania: he's so squinty
[4:59 AM] snowmania: and stuttery
[4:59 AM] automatic_taglines: *special handshake followed by secret handshake*
[5:00 AM] sll03: Monk is pretty awesome. But he's no Snape.
[5:00 AM] eviljeff: I just like how Sam Rockwell looks completely confused throughout the whole movie
[5:00 AM] tabernacle: is there really not a single Alien joke in this?
[5:00 AM] tabernacle: with Sigiurney i mean
[5:00 AM] eviljeff: nope, it's a star trek parody damn you
[5:00 AM] automatic_taglines: EJ, that is how I would look if I was in this movie.
[5:00 AM] sll03: Well, it's not over yet.
[5:00 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:01 AM] seffina: I think they could win their mission if they just sing somewhere out there together.
[5:01 AM] eviljeff: I like the nod to the redshirts
[5:01 AM] loki1001: ROCKWELL!
[5:01 AM] eviljeff: DO I?!
[5:01 AM] tabernacle: with the romulan mouse?
[5:01 AM] automatic_taglines: Is monk eating cheese and breadstick snacks
[5:01 AM] snowmania: another couple would have to tango, and another would have to pitch orgasmically deliciobr
[5:01 AM] sll03: DO I?!?!
[5:01 AM] loki1001: Yes he is.
[5:01 AM] snowmania: delicious brownies, i mean
[5:01 AM] seffina: are we there yet
[5:01 AM] eviljeff: haha
[5:01 AM] sll03: Heh. "Are we there yet?"
[5:01 AM] seffina: that was delicious
[5:02 AM] loki1001: He's so happy to be eating it too.
[5:02 AM] eviljeff: YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
[5:02 AM] sll03: Monk's face as they land = priceles.
[5:02 AM] tabernacle: natalie or sharona> discuss
[5:02 AM] snowmania: that's a creepy face
[5:02 AM] automatic_taglines: they're yummy in a snack food way
[5:02 AM] snowmania: fun time snack?
[5:02 AM] seffina: we should do a podcast....... /the new open a bar
[5:03 AM] loki1001: I could use some No No Juice.
[5:03 AM] loki1001: I've actually thought we should do a podcast for awhile.
[5:03 AM] eviljeff: I always saw this planet segment as an homage to this - community.mania.com/ver1.0/
[5:03 AM] automatic_taglines: they landed in Utah or some other red state
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[5:03 AM] tabernacle: heh
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[5:03 AM] eviljeff: sorry
[5:03 AM] snowmania: does that mean a sister wife contingent will be there to meet them soon?
[5:03 AM] seffina: me, too. @loki
[5:03 AM] loki1001: Yes, yes it does Snow.
[5:04 AM] loki1001: We could put it on iTunes.
[5:04 AM] eviljeff: Aw man, these aliens
[5:04 AM] tabernacle: mars needs moms
[5:04 AM] sll03: Aw, the little guys.
[5:04 AM] loki1001: There are your Sister-Wives Snow.
[5:04 AM] eviljeff: I love them
[5:04 AM] snowmania: antici
[5:04 AM] sll03: MINERS, not MINORS!
[5:04 AM] snowmania: pation!
[5:04 AM] janetsnakehole: they are kinda cute
[5:04 AM] snowmania: (i'm a little behind)
[5:04 AM] eviljeff: "Did you guys ever watch the show?"
[5:05 AM] snowmania: they look like gollum monkey hybrids
[5:05 AM] automatic_taglines: Poor Allen Rickmannever gets to take of that stupid prosthetic.
[5:05 AM] tabernacle: that is either Mac or "me"
[5:05 AM] seffina: we can pause for you?
[5:05 AM] seffina: snow?
[5:05 AM] eviljeff: hahaha, "let's get out of here before one of them kills GuY"
[5:05 AM] snowmania: am i the only one youtubing it?
[5:05 AM] snowmania: i think i'm only a little behind, it's oky
[5:05 AM] loki1001: Well there are you cute and fluffy villians.
[5:05 AM] snowmania: AHHH
[5:05 AM] eviljeff: I'm at about the same point as you, snowwy
[5:06 AM] snowmania: shit just got real
[5:06 AM] automatic_taglines: loki they're not that fluffy
[5:06 AM] snowmania: they're fluffy in spirit
[5:06 AM] tabernacle: taken!
[5:06 AM] loki1001: Exactly.
[5:06 AM] sll03: I'm at 51:00
[5:06 AM] seffina: more juicy?
[5:06 AM] loki1001: I'm at 53:00
[5:06 AM] tabernacle: me too
[5:06 AM] snowmania: none taken, alan rickman
[5:06 AM] automatic_taglines: me to
[5:06 AM] automatic_taglines: *too
[5:06 AM] sll03: Wow, so I'm really behind then.
[5:06 AM] eviljeff: I'll skip forward a bit
[5:07 AM] loki1001: Does the rolling help?
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: by definition you're the clock
[5:07 AM] automatic_taglines: do a barrel roll!
[5:07 AM] seffina: Toph?
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: rick roll!
[5:07 AM] janetsnakehole: those binoculars are pimp...
[5:07 AM] sll03: They're rolling the beryllium away right now. Is that right?
[5:07 AM] loki1001: Yep.
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: y
[5:07 AM] janetsnakehole: yes
[5:07 AM] sll03: And now it's on the ship?
[5:07 AM] seffina: Am I like super ahead?
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: toph would be super useful h
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: here
[5:07 AM] loki1001: nice listening there Rippley.
[5:07 AM] eviljeff: For me they're doing the Arena homage now
[5:08 AM] snowmania: she looked back
[5:08 AM] snowmania: why didn't she turn into a pillar of salt?
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: always about you isn;t it
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: was the quote
[5:08 AM] loki1001: Alan Rickman's so indignant.
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: at that m
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: moment
[5:08 AM] loki1001: Hit it with a rock and we'll eat it.
[5:09 AM] janetsnakehole: believe me, you don't want to
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: they just zapped it inside out now, anyone else
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: ?
[5:09 AM] snowmania: I like the way these guys think
[5:09 AM] automatic_taglines: pig monster
[5:09 AM] seffina: i'm way ahead
[5:09 AM] seffina: I'll pause
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: no it's not you
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: it's me
[5:09 AM] sll03: That's what all men say!
[5:09 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:09 AM] sll03: Sorry, couldn't resist.
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: *can't believe I got to say that*
[5:10 AM] sll03: It's the little things.
[5:10 AM] seffina: srsly, jeff, you can just tell me I'm no good
[5:10 AM] eviljeff: it really is
[5:10 AM] automatic_taglines: ::High fives EJ::
[5:10 AM] tabernacle: "we're going to test it"
[5:10 AM] eviljeff: ::High fives back, also down low::
[5:10 AM] eviljeff: ::TOO SLOW::
[5:10 AM] automatic_taglines: I was too slow
[5:11 AM] tabernacle: pig m,onster teleported
[5:11 AM] loki1001: That's gross.
[5:11 AM] sll03: And now it exploded.
[5:11 AM] snowmania: ewwww
[5:11 AM] automatic_taglines: Ew uh ew
[5:11 AM] eviljeff: YES! I'm synced
[5:11 AM] snowmania: lawsy
[5:11 AM] eviljeff: "hold please"
[5:11 AM] loki1001: You're synched EJ.
[5:11 AM] tabernacle: seff, are you still paused?
[5:12 AM] loki1001: Rock monster!
[5:12 AM] eviljeff: guy's the sun's coming up up here. Praise the Sun!
[5:12 AM] eviljeff: I'm part of a sun cult by the way
[5:12 AM] automatic_taglines: monster of all sorts in this bitch
[5:12 AM] loki1001: All Hail Ra!
[5:12 AM] snowmania: sun salutations
[5:12 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:12 AM] janetsnakehole: morning!
[5:12 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute8
[5:12 AM] eviljeff: now that's a salute I can perform. *salute*
[5:13 AM] tabernacle: um
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: autie britta'd it again
[5:13 AM] tabernacle: that sounded like morning glory
[5:13 AM] snowmania: you're pathological!
[5:13 AM] loki1001: What is it's motivation?
[5:13 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: to... bone him
[5:13 AM] sll03: It just wants some tender loving erosion?
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: jinx
[5:13 AM] loki1001: This is your problem, you were never serious about the craft.
[5:13 AM] automatic_taglines: Rock monster has rock boos
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: still not keen on that actress
[5:13 AM] loki1001: Oh, they so mocked Shatner with the pointless shirtlessness.
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: the alien one
[5:13 AM] snowmania: oh hey, he's giving the cast hte recognition he never game them!
[5:14 AM] snowmania: that's beautiful
[5:14 AM] sll03: Major character development!
[5:14 AM] automatic_taglines: *boobs Also, I was imagining them
[5:14 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:14 AM] loki1001: Major Character Development *Salute*
[5:14 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:14 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[5:14 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:14 AM] sll03: Major Character Development *salute*
[5:14 AM] snowmania: i was a fool to think anyone would want this gratuitous shirtless tim allen scene
[5:15 AM] janetsnakehole: he's no jeff...
[5:15 AM] seffina: Major cleavage!
[5:15 AM] loki1001: Sad Panda.
[5:15 AM] tabernacle: salute major cleavage!
[5:15 AM] eviljeff: damn it
[5:15 AM] loki1001: Major Cleavage *Salute*
[5:15 AM] janetsnakehole: crapola
[5:15 AM] sll03: Major Cleavage *salute*
[5:15 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:15 AM] automatic_taglines: The pointy-haired kid should cleean his face
[5:15 AM] janetsnakehole: major cleavage *salute*
[5:15 AM] snowmania: for realsies AT
[5:15 AM] tabernacle: that scene had a kernel of universal truth
[5:15 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:15 AM] eviljeff: Aw, poor Maltazar
[5:15 AM] snowmania: AHHH
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: cough cough
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: "a kernel of universal truth"
[5:16 AM] automatic_taglines: *salure8
[5:16 AM] eviljeff: NO
[5:16 AM] janetsnakehole: coughing! Major Colonel *Salute*
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:16 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:16 AM] eviljeff: and you really are pathological, tags
[5:16 AM] loki1001: I like his spider hair.
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: i enjoyed that
[5:17 AM] snowmania: they're pretty orc-y
[5:17 AM] seffina: I like the piercings.
[5:17 AM] eviljeff: love Rockwell's pendant
[5:17 AM] eviljeff: he looks like a 70s partier
[5:17 AM] sll03: I love the mullet on Tim Allen.
[5:17 AM] tabernacle: hey, what if UGNE changed his initials to NCO?
[5:18 AM] automatic_taglines: Spider hairs minions look like ninja turtles:*Veitnam War Edition*
[5:18 AM] eviljeff: you weren't there, man
[5:18 AM] janetsnakehole: a 70s partier on a cruise ship...
[5:18 AM] loki1001: I wanna go on a cruise.
[5:18 AM] sll03: I'm adding Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the list!!!!
[5:18 AM] eviljeff: Ew
[5:18 AM] loki1001: The first one, second one, or third one?
[5:18 AM] snowmania: the problem is these eddie munster aliens are too credulous
[5:18 AM] sll03: First.
[5:18 AM] eviljeff: Michael Bay is turning them into Aliens
[5:18 AM] seffina: just don't go with your parents! big mistake
[5:18 AM] automatic_taglines: cool sll03
[5:18 AM] sll03: I CAN'T EVEN WITH MICHAEL BAY.
[5:19 AM] sll03: The man is actively trying to ruin my childhood.
[5:19 AM] snowmania: what did they make of the "name one as name two"?
[5:19 AM] tabernacle: ... meets Enemy Mine and 5th element
[5:19 AM] loki1001: Michael Bay presents... EXPLOSIONS!
[5:19 AM] snowmania: ohhhh, MATHAZAR
[5:19 AM] tabernacle left the room.
[5:19 AM] guest-65355 entered the room.
[5:19 AM] guest-65355 changed nickname to tabernacle
[5:19 AM] snowmania: TAAAAAAAAAAAABY
[5:19 AM] seffina: nooooooo not tab
[5:19 AM] janetsnakehole: nooo
[5:19 AM] seffina: whew
[5:19 AM] seffina: *like*
[5:19 AM] tabernacle: huh
[5:19 AM] sll03: *also likes*
[5:19 AM] eviljeff: "It's not harrasment if you say suprise, it's all in the handbook -
[5:19 AM] tabernacle: i'm alive!
[5:19 AM] sll03: We thought you left 'nac!
[5:19 AM] automatic_taglines: MIcheal Bay sent a message to Sll03 ---> Explosions BOOOOOMM!
[5:19 AM] eviljeff: *Michael Bay's guide to filmmaking*
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: ty guys!
[5:20 AM] seffina: don't get cocky, tabs
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: and gals
[5:20 AM] janetsnakehole: welcome back!
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: ty
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: i freaked out
[5:20 AM] sll03: sll03 sends a message to Michael Bay--->YOU SUCK.
[5:20 AM] automatic_taglines: you are the same color 'Nac
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: true!!!
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: i got booted wasn't on purporse to change color
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: glad i kept it
[5:21 AM] sll03: Aw. Ripley looked all concerned about Tim.
[5:21 AM] eviljeff: bit.ly/HEGke9
[5:21 AM] eviljeff: can't open that without leaving me thinks
[5:21 AM] tabernacle: aye
[5:21 AM] eviljeff: but it's *Michael Bay's Guide to Sexual Harrasment*
[5:21 AM] automatic_taglines: It opens a new ta
[5:21 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:21 AM] automatic_taglines: *tab
[5:21 AM] seffina: A new tab?
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: oh no
[5:22 AM] snowmania: as in a new nac?
[5:22 AM] seffina: is it evil?
[5:22 AM] seffina: so every time yo clik a link
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: replaced!
[5:22 AM] sll03: A think a major scheme is afoot.!
[5:22 AM] seffina: you're creating a new timeline
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: salute major scheme
[5:22 AM] seffina: a new Tabline!
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: hahaha
[5:22 AM] loki1001: Major Scheme *Salute*
[5:22 AM] snowmania: the darkest
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:22 AM] sll03: Major Scheme *salute*
[5:22 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:22 AM] loki1001: Ha! That guy got dead
[5:22 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:22 AM] seffina: Major Scheme *salute*
[5:22 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[5:22 AM] guest-65427 entered the room.
[5:22 AM] eviljeff: oooh, who is this mystery guest
[5:22 AM] automatic_taglines: This movie is so cheap
[5:23 AM] guest-65427 left the room.
[5:23 AM] snowmania: they're suffocating!!
[5:23 AM] sll03: Aw, they left
[5:23 AM] tabernacle: How cheap is it!
[5:23 AM] eviljeff: I think that's the point Autie
[5:23 AM] snowmania: ooh, emoticon.
[5:23 AM] seffina: I hope it's Hamm
[5:23 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:23 AM] eviljeff: Star Trek looked like it was shot on a budget of 50 english pence
[5:23 AM] seffina: :X
[5:23 AM] tabernacle: Evil Jeff is familiar with him
[5:23 AM] seffina: :*
[5:23 AM] sll03: That is a cool looking gun. *not a euphimism*
[5:23 AM] seffina: hmph
[5:23 AM] loki1001: I want to do an emotocon of a unicorn right now.
[5:24 AM] tabernacle: did you ping me unsuccessfully?
[5:24 AM] automatic_taglines: Shut up Evi! I don't need your points!
[5:24 AM] loki1001: That sounds increadibly dirty Tabers.
[5:24 AM] tabernacle: (that;s the last hmph I saw)
[5:24 AM] sll03: Justin Long to the rescue!
[5:24 AM] eviljeff: you don't need them but you'll *want* them sooner or later
[5:24 AM] seffina: It's all real, Troy, jump into the wall
[5:24 AM] loki1001: Oh Justin Long, before he joined that Dodgeball team.
[5:25 AM] seffina: Espn Ocho!
[5:25 AM] janetsnakehole: liked
[5:25 AM] automatic_taglines: Evi that sounds gross!
[5:25 AM] eviljeff: yeah I know
[5:25 AM] tabernacle: oh, true, Loki... oops
[5:25 AM] eviljeff: basically everything i say is a double entendre
[5:25 AM] seffina: I love the dodgeball part of dodgeball
[5:25 AM] sll03: Dodgeball is pretty fun. I must say.
[5:25 AM] automatic_taglines: missy pyle was also in that movie
[5:25 AM] eviljeff: I love that movie
[5:26 AM] loki1001: He has quite the highpitched voice.
[5:26 AM] seffina: yo would
[5:26 AM] seffina: pedal to the
[5:26 AM] eviljeff: metal?
[5:26 AM] snowmania: i think i prefer the octo aliens in their octo form
[5:26 AM] eviljeff: Even if it's just so they can't talk
[5:26 AM] sll03: They look more alien-y that way, that's for sure.
[5:27 AM] tabernacle: Is someone who checks out my butt called a rear admir-al?
[5:27 AM] sll03: Level 5 Emergency!
[5:27 AM] automatic_taglines: Their non-octo form is pasty and walks weird so I agree snow
[5:27 AM] eviljeff: I think after this I'm going to watch some TNG
[5:27 AM] automatic_taglines: I want londies poster
[5:27 AM] seffina: saaaauron
[5:27 AM] automatic_taglines: *blondies
[5:27 AM] loki1001: Oh TNG. I enjoyed that show, except when I didn't.
[5:28 AM] snowmania: nac, is that an original and do you write for the cryptoquip?
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: man the first season was dreadful
[5:28 AM] tabernacle: (shame)
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: so bad I could hardly finish it
[5:28 AM] loki1001: I couldn't finish the seventh season.
[5:28 AM] sll03: Never seen TNG. Is it worth it?
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: It depends really
[5:28 AM] snowmania: they should crawl on that plank
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: season 1 is really bad
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: it gets better
[5:28 AM] snowmania: that would be mor rational
[5:28 AM] snowmania: but what do i know
[5:29 AM] sll03: Agreed, Snowmania.
[5:29 AM] loki1001: I'd go with B5, Farscape and Battlestar Galactica first.
[5:29 AM] eviljeff: Yeah there were superior stuff
[5:29 AM] sll03: Love Battlestar Galactica.
[5:29 AM] eviljeff: I liked STO better just for the campyness
[5:29 AM] tabernacle: BSG for sure
[5:29 AM] loki1001: I'm in love with Sam Anders.
[5:29 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:29 AM] sll03: Who isn't?
[5:29 AM] loki1001: Le sigh.
[5:29 AM] sll03: Plucky comic relief!
[5:29 AM] eviljeff: actually I still haven't finished S1 of Farscape, I should probably get on that
[5:30 AM] tabernacle: what about Chief?
[5:30 AM] sll03: If only so you can say that you really like talking about it, right Evil Jeff?
[5:30 AM] loki1001: I like to think I'm the plucky comic relief of the Communists.
[5:30 AM] eviljeff: yeah, but also it's REALLY good
[5:30 AM] sll03: With your fanfiction, that's definitely the case!
[5:30 AM] loki1001: It gets so much better as it continues Jeff.
[5:31 AM] sll03: This episode was BADLY WRITTEN!!!
[5:31 AM] eviljeff: last episode I saw was the one where he thinks he's gone back to earth
[5:31 AM] loki1001: HAHAHAHA! I love Signorney's complaints.
[5:31 AM] sll03: Whoever wrote this episode SHOULD DIE!!!!
[5:31 AM] automatic_taglines: seffi is our sigourney weaver
[5:31 AM] loki1001: Have you met Chiana yet Jeff?
[5:31 AM] eviljeff: yeah, but not in depth
[5:32 AM] loki1001: ROCK ATTACK!
[5:32 AM] snowmania: rock guy?
[5:32 AM] snowmania: we meet again
[5:32 AM] sll03: Wow, that kiss was um, awkward turtle.
[5:32 AM] loki1001: Sam Rockwell so looks like a 70s porn star.
[5:32 AM] eviljeff: nobody else getting flashback of the golgothan from Dogma at the rock monster
[5:32 AM] snowmania: and just when i was going to go write sam rockwell/monk character slash
[5:32 AM] loki1001: I certainly am.
[5:32 AM] snowmania: but now i can draw some tentacle porn instead
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: YES! The best kind
[5:33 AM] snowmania: "that got unhealthy fast"
[5:33 AM] loki1001: mmmm tentacle porn.
[5:33 AM] sll03: Ooh, tentacle porn. Kinky.
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: So this is our thing, huh
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: Tentacle Porn
[5:33 AM] snowmania: you should google it sometime
[5:33 AM] snowmania: like now
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: oh I have
[5:33 AM] loki1001: How else are you supposed to enjoy porn in Japan?
[5:33 AM] snowmania: good, good
[5:33 AM] janetsnakehole: ha
[5:33 AM] sll03: Guys, man down...
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: screw that man
[5:33 AM] sll03: I'm sad. *sad face*
[5:34 AM] snowmania: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[5:34 AM] eviljeff: WE WANT TENTACLE PRRN
[5:34 AM] automatic_taglines: Can it no be our thing, I imagined dp as our thing, jk
[5:34 AM] seffina: Don't worry, he shall be avenged!
[5:34 AM] sll03: JEFF, YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT.
[5:34 AM] loki1001: AVENGENCE!
[5:34 AM] snowmania: heal him!!!!
[5:34 AM] tabernacle: ::water bends::
[5:34 AM] eviljeff: I love that your joke was so risdque that you had to put the apology in the same post, Aut
[5:34 AM] seffina: look at those boobs
[5:35 AM] loki1001: Not the Avatar!
[5:35 AM] snowmania: considered him as a father? that's not crossing some boundaries
[5:35 AM] eviljeff: Haha, her shirt ripping is great
[5:35 AM] seffina: they hug
[5:35 AM] tabernacle: uh oh
[5:35 AM] sll03: Gotta admit, Ripley looks good.
[5:35 AM] tabernacle: pissed Rick
[5:35 AM] automatic_taglines: Now Rickmans mad
[5:35 AM] tabernacle: -man
[5:35 AM] snowmania: alan rickman for the win
[5:36 AM] tabernacle: believ it or not?
[5:36 AM] seffina: ALAN RICKMAN IS MAD. You probably called him a coward or something
[5:36 AM] guest-65613 entered the room.
[5:36 AM] loki1001: George isn't at home now.
[5:36 AM] eviljeff: haha his hair poking out the make up
[5:36 AM] tabernacle: Ripley is Empowered
[5:36 AM] guest-65613 changed nickname to armondwhite
[5:36 AM] sll03: Alan Rickman doing hand-chopping karate is amazing.
[5:37 AM] eviljeff: holy crap it'a ARMOND
[5:37 AM] tabernacle: whoa
[5:37 AM] armondwhite: Pauline Kael liked this movie
[5:37 AM] loki1001: Armond White is here?
[5:37 AM] sll03: ARMOND?!?
[5:37 AM] loki1001: WOW!
[5:37 AM] snowmania: armond loves this movie, w hy wouldn't he be here?
[5:37 AM] loki1001: We should all trust Pauline.
[5:37 AM] snowmania: (i can only assume)
[5:37 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm a straight female and I would do SW
[5:37 AM] eviljeff: I'm a straight male and so would I
[5:37 AM] seffina: *foaming mouth guy*
[5:37 AM] snowmania: well how can you say no when her shirt is busting open
[5:37 AM] sll03: Woman is like, 60, and she's still got it.
[5:37 AM] seffina: I like that bra color. Must invest
[5:38 AM] snowmania: and she's not doing girl yogurt that makes you poop ads
[5:38 AM] tabernacle: was this guy Kenny on the Cosby show?
[5:38 AM] eviljeff: the black guy?
[5:38 AM] armondwhite: We should, dearest Loki, we should.
[5:38 AM] tabernacle: aye
[5:38 AM] eviljeff: probably.
[5:38 AM] automatic_taglines: Tommy was mmissing for like half this movie, just steering the ship.
[5:38 AM] sll03: He was practicing.
[5:39 AM] tabernacle: kobayashi maru!
[5:39 AM] eviljeff: interestingly young him was played by Cobin Bleu
[5:39 AM] loki1001: KIRK CHEATED!
[5:39 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:39 AM] seffina: I love this movie. Just FYI if I wasn't able to express this.
[5:39 AM] sll03: KABLOOEY
[5:39 AM] eviljeff: alalalala
[5:39 AM] loki1001: This movie is so good.
[5:39 AM] snowmania: this movie is ridiculous dumb fun
[5:39 AM] eviljeff: nowadays people get arrested for doing that
[5:39 AM] loki1001: And Armond White will back me up.
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: this is a little luc besson
[5:40 AM] guest-65700 entered the room.
[5:40 AM] automatic_taglines: The sweaty bad actor line was way awkward
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: so what color was the bra, then?
[5:40 AM] guest-65700 changed nickname to semibored_torontonian
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: red
[5:40 AM] seffina: he better or he'll have no home like Veronica's dad
[5:40 AM] loki1001: (I almost typed "black me up," which would make me racist)
[5:40 AM] snowmania: yo you sbt
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: sup SBT
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: SBT!
[5:40 AM] automatic_taglines: semi's here
[5:40 AM] seffina: yo yo black hole
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:40 AM] sll03: Sup' SBT. How you livin'?
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: YO JANGO
[5:40 AM] guest-65721 entered the room.
[5:40 AM] guest-65724 entered the room.
[5:40 AM] guest-65724 changed nickname to armondwhite1
[5:40 AM] seffina: pew pew
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: what the frell is going on
[5:40 AM] semibored_torontonian: Just checking in to see if everybody's behaving.
[5:40 AM] loki1001: We love you SBT.
[5:41 AM] snowmania: their choke laughter frightens and amuses me
[5:41 AM] sll03: Aw. What a good a Dean.
[5:41 AM] armondwhite1 changed nickname to armondwhite2
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: so
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: many
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: Armonds
[5:41 AM] semibored_torontonian: Aawwww, I love you too guys!
[5:41 AM] snowmania: we're rapidly cycling through the seasons of armond
[5:41 AM] tabernacle: ty at red
[5:41 AM] snowmania: *sniff*
[5:41 AM] seffina: not boobs!
[5:41 AM] automatic_taglines: sbt is red, so that we know that she is the boss
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: red - the colour of our enemy's blood
[5:41 AM] snowmania: into the black hole. ow ow!
[5:41 AM] sll03: MAJOR PLOT TWIST!!!!!
[5:41 AM] semibored_torontonian: It's more of a burgundy-type nuance
[5:42 AM] loki1001: "Take us into the black hole" Things Jeff texts Shirley.
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: i come from a long line of redblooded ppl
[5:42 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:42 AM] seffina: heh
[5:42 AM] loki1001: Salute
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:42 AM] armondwhite2: Why is everything doubling?
[5:42 AM] sll03: *salute*
[5:42 AM] seffina: *salute*
[5:42 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: OMEGA 13
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: sounds like a vitamin
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: = vitmain
[5:42 AM] snowmania: OH MY GOD
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: jinx
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: jinx
[5:42 AM] snowmania: i just got to the twist
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: oooh
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: doh!
[5:42 AM] snowmania: MY WORLD IS SHATTERED
[5:42 AM] loki1001: Sigorney running in slow motion with her shirt open!
[5:42 AM] automatic_taglines: Armond it it bc thereis more that one of everything /Fringe
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: never give up, neever surrender!
[5:43 AM] seffina: neeeeeeeever give up
[5:43 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:43 AM] armondwhite2: The villian in this movie is named after Andrew Sarris.
[5:43 AM] armondwhite2: That may be part of why Pauline liked it so much.
[5:43 AM] semibored_torontonian: is there an armondwhite1?
[5:43 AM] eviljeff: there was
[5:43 AM] armondwhite2: There was. He is dead now.
[5:43 AM] eviljeff: jinx
[5:43 AM] seffina: goodbye *sniff*
[5:43 AM] sll03: Armond seems to multiply in chat room form.
[5:43 AM] automatic_taglines: but you can't die!
[5:43 AM] seffina: *hugs everyone*
[5:43 AM] snowmania: because he's so ill
[5:43 AM] eviljeff: *hugs back*
[5:43 AM] tabernacle: holodeck or dreamatorium <>?
[5:43 AM] automatic_taglines: *hugs*
[5:43 AM] tabernacle: hug!
[5:43 AM] janetsnakehole: hugs!
[5:43 AM] snowmania: huggaloo
[5:43 AM] semibored_torontonian: I suppose armondwhite2 has a goatee.
[5:43 AM] sll03: *hugs*
[5:44 AM] seffina: *tentacle porns everyone*
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: *tentacle porn back*
[5:44 AM] tabernacle: lol
[5:44 AM] guest-65787 entered the room.
[5:44 AM] guest-65790 entered the room.
[5:44 AM] guest-65793 entered the room.
[5:44 AM] guest-65790 changed nickname to armondwhite21
[5:44 AM] tabernacle: gifts red bra
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: Armond 21?
[5:44 AM] semibored_torontonian: I'll just slink away with seffina then. cool movie though.
[5:44 AM] seffina: Oh tabby
[5:44 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: wait... there are other timelines?
[5:44 AM] semibored_torontonian: too many armondwhites.
[5:44 AM] armondwhite21 changed nickname to armondwhite2930
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: hahaha
[5:44 AM] automatic_taglines: *polite decline Tentacle porning8
[5:44 AM] armondwhite2930: what the fuck is happening
[5:45 AM] armondwhite2930: Now everything is tripling
[5:45 AM] sll03: What supportive parents.
[5:45 AM] semibored_torontonian left the room.
[5:45 AM] eviljeff: you messed with the omega 13 armond
[5:45 AM] tabernacle: is the system being CONTRARY, armond??
[5:45 AM] armondwhite2930: I wish. It's fucking with me to preserve a false consensus. I'll never surrender.
[5:45 AM] eviljeff: now there are so many timelines that they're all merging
[5:45 AM] tabernacle: ha!
[5:45 AM] snowmania: what outlet would be covering a scifi convention?
[5:45 AM] seffina: Tablines are better
[5:45 AM] eviljeff: CNN
[5:46 AM] sll03: Now *that's* an entrance!
[5:46 AM] tabernacle: tablines lol
[5:46 AM] snowmania: slow news day (pulls collar)
[5:46 AM] automatic_taglines: the best kind snow
[5:46 AM] loki1001: Dinner's at seven.
[5:46 AM] eviljeff: how did he get to the convention so fast?
[5:46 AM] loki1001: Teleportation.
[5:46 AM] tabernacle: Top Gun did it
[5:46 AM] eviljeff: In Geroge harrison Voice: It's been done.
[5:46 AM] snowmania: wow, it's amazing scores of people are not killed by this
[5:47 AM] loki1001: Top Gun also gave us shirtless vollyball
[5:47 AM] snowmania: or are they?
[5:47 AM] snowmania: they would put a damper on things
[5:47 AM] tabernacle: and Berlin
[5:47 AM] sll03: Playing witht he boys indeed.
[5:47 AM] seffina: *chants Plucky Comic Relief*
[5:47 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:47 AM] snowmania: omg george harrison, where di dyou get that brownie?
[5:47 AM] eviljeff: there's a big pile of them over there
[5:48 AM] armondwhite2930: In my ass
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: *points over there*
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: *Starts episode of Fringe*
[5:48 AM] snowmania: [scampers]
[5:48 AM] loki1001: FRINGE!
[5:48 AM] loki1001: I love me some Fringe.
[5:48 AM] tabernacle: You know who had a fringe? Eartha Kitt!
[5:48 AM] snowmania: oh god
[5:48 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm on a Fringe Binge!
[5:48 AM] snowmania: noooo
[5:48 AM] janetsnakehole: hah!
[5:48 AM] sll03: Aww. True love.
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: I wish I could love Fringe
[5:48 AM] seffina: No spoilers
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: it sounds so cool
[5:48 AM] loki1001: Season three is spectacular.
[5:48 AM] seffina: I'm like 10 episodes behind
[5:49 AM] eviljeff: but I just trail off with episodes after a while
[5:49 AM] loki1001: The rest... not so much.]
[5:49 AM] automatic_taglines: Me too seffi
[5:49 AM] sll03: Fringe is great.
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: spoiler free zone!
[5:49 AM] loki1001: SPOILER ALERT!
[5:49 AM] armondwhite2930: Spoilers are the foundation of all human morality.
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: CRISIS
[5:49 AM] eviljeff: ALERT
[5:49 AM] sll03: NERD ALERT!!
[5:49 AM] loki1001: John Wilkes Booth kills Lincoln
[5:49 AM] armondwhite2930: Here is what happens in Season 3 of Fringe.
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: which one?
[5:49 AM] automatic_taglines: Evi one day you will see Fringe. One Day!
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: (geddit?)
[5:49 AM] seffina: it's over
[5:49 AM] seffina: what do I do now
[5:49 AM] seffina: I might as well
[5:50 AM] eviljeff: I have seen Fringe up to like half of season 2
[5:50 AM] loki1001: Just wait til season three.
[5:50 AM] armondwhite2930: Olivia Dunham rapes Peter Dunham to death with a fork.
[5:50 AM] armondwhite2930: HAHA, you just got spoiled!
[5:50 AM] seffina: sleep, perchance to dream
[5:50 AM] tabernacle: ah there's the rub
[5:50 AM] automatic_taglines: That was so tramatizing armond
[5:50 AM] eviljeff: Spock kills Peter and takes his place in timeline 2
[5:50 AM] sll03: Guy had a last name!
[5:50 AM] eviljeff: What was it?
[5:50 AM] loki1001: YES HE DID!
[5:50 AM] snowmania: bye seffi
[5:50 AM] guest-65880 entered the room.
[5:50 AM] seffina: What time's the live blog tomorrow? I've never seen Blade
[5:50 AM] loki1001: Fleegerman.
[5:51 AM] sll03: Fleegerman
[5:51 AM] snowmania: oh we're blading?
[5:51 AM] loki1001: 3:30?
[5:51 AM] snowmania: hot. hot hot hot.
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: oh, Wesley Snipes is in this?
[5:51 AM] automatic_taglines: walter talks about food
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: i think TBD
[5:51 AM] sll03: We're watching Blade tomorrow?
[5:51 AM] guest-65880 changed nickname to backofyourchang
[5:51 AM] loki1001: Alright I have to bounce.
[5:51 AM] automatic_taglines: Yep
[5:51 AM] loki1001: Yes, we are Sll.
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: bye, Loki
[5:51 AM] snowmania: farewell loki
[5:51 AM] seffina: I should be back by then...
[5:51 AM] seffina: bye loki
[5:51 AM] sll03: Bye Loki!
[5:51 AM] seffina: good night
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: goodbye Loki
[5:51 AM] seffina: never surrender
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: we love you
[5:51 AM] seffina: never give up
[5:51 AM] backofyourchang: night everyone
[5:51 AM] backofyourchang: i was here all along
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: on MISCHIEF
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: you got it all wrong
[5:51 AM] snowmania: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: ahhh
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: gah!
[5:52 AM] automatic_taglines: night peeps!
[5:52 AM] snowmania: goodnight
[5:52 AM] sll03: Goodnight BackofYourChang
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: is this a new stereotype?
[5:52 AM] sll03: Night Auto!
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: night auto!
[5:52 AM] snowmania: i feel too awkard to acknowledge you, backofyuourchang
[5:52 AM] snowmania: but i'll do it anyway
[5:52 AM] automatic_taglines: night sll03
[5:52 AM] automatic_taglines: night Nac
[5:52 AM] seffioriginalrecipe changed nickname to seffina
[5:52 AM] janetsnakehole: this was fun....goodnight all!
[5:52 AM] eviljeff: what is this, the Brady Bunch
[5:52 AM] armondwhite2930: I need to go before this chatroom clones me again.
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: night janet!
[5:52 AM] seffina: good night, janet
[5:52 AM] sll03: Bye Janet!
[5:52 AM] snowmania: it's the waltons
[5:52 AM] backofyourchang: get it, because you know me like the back of your chang?
[5:52 AM] snowmania: okay, i'm going to. it's been real, y'all!
[5:52 AM] sll03: Don't worry Chang: the puns are not lost on this crowd.
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: good night, all
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: thank you
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: night!
[5:53 AM] snowmania left the room.
[5:53 AM] janetsnakehole left the room.
[5:53 AM] sll03: Bye 'nac!
[5:53 AM] eviljeff: Goodnight everyone
[5:53 AM] armondwhite2930: Ah, it cloned what I just said!
[5:53 AM] armondwhite2930: This place is evil!
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: bye!
[5:53 AM] eviljeff: may tentacle porn infect your dreams
[5:53 AM] seffina: Jeff, of the evil persuasion, you have captured this for time's ether?
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: ty
[5:53 AM] backofyourchang left the room.
[5:53 AM] armondwhite2930: Everythings out of order!
[5:53 AM] tabernacle left the room.
guest-64068 entered the room.
Galaxy Quest
[4:07 AM] snowmania: he just jeffed us
[4:07 AM] guest-64071 entered the room.
[4:07 AM] guest-64074 entered the room.
[4:07 AM] guest-64056 changed nickname to spongyandbruised
[4:07 AM] guest-64068 changed nickname to eviljeff
[4:07 AM] loki1001: Okay, are we ready?
[4:07 AM] eviljeff: How's that?!
[4:07 AM] snowmania: he just pulled a jeff move like from global whatever
[4:07 AM] eviljeff: HAHAHA
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: is janet here?
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: grr
[4:08 AM] sll03: Is everyone here?
[4:08 AM] snowmania: "but here's the thing" he says, and gone.
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall:
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall: wait?
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall: how do ppl kiss?
[4:08 AM] guest-64074 changed nickname to magnitude
[4:08 AM] eviljeff: aw
[4:08 AM] janetsnakehole: hey tabernacle.
[4:08 AM] snowmania: :*
[4:08 AM] eviljeff: through x's, dear
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: thank you!
[4:08 AM] guest-64071 changed nickname to automatic_taglines
[4:08 AM] seffiofitall: oh great, success1
[4:08 AM] janetsnakehole: no, thank you!
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: cool!
[4:08 AM] automatic_taglines: HI
[4:08 AM] snowmania: HI
[4:08 AM] eviljeff: YO
[4:08 AM] janetsnakehole: I love this color, thank you.
[4:08 AM] sll03 left the room.
[4:08 AM] tabernacle: is sam here>
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: she's new
[4:09 AM] seffiofitall: now my color? or am I yelling mezzanine?
[4:09 AM] spongyandbruised: I am sam
[4:09 AM] loki1001: Because I can only stay till one, so I'd like to get started pretty quickly.
[4:09 AM] snowmania: galaxy quest part 3, why are you loading sooooo sloooow?
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: not you S7B
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: s&b!
[4:09 AM] seffiofitall: I'm ready
[4:09 AM] spongyandbruised: NO sean penn fans? Okay.
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: or sean penn!
[4:09 AM] automatic_taglines: she opted out bc she is nervous
[4:09 AM] eviljeff: So do we all start at the start of the dreamworks' logo?
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: lucy in the sky with diamodns
[4:09 AM] tabernacle: k
[4:09 AM] snowmania: yes
[4:10 AM] snowmania: how many of you have seen this already?
[4:10 AM] loki1001: Who's magnitude?
[4:10 AM] tabernacle: me
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: me
[4:10 AM] spongyandbruised: I've not
[4:10 AM] automatic_taglines: she is watching pi
[4:10 AM] loki1001: I have.
[4:10 AM] tabernacle: cued up
[4:10 AM] janetsnakehole: I've not
[4:10 AM] snowmania: do you...prepare monkey shines? is that what's happening here?
[4:10 AM] guest-64113 entered the room.
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: for reference, visit our last live blog
[4:10 AM] guest-64113 changed nickname to sll03
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: aclockworkoffense.com/greendale/2012/04/speed-live-blog/
[4:10 AM] loki1001: I haven't seen it in years. So my monkey shines are going to be pretty old.
[4:10 AM] eviljeff: also we can do this
[4:11 AM] eviljeff: started a YouTube-video: leonard likes this post
[4:11 AM] sll03: Sorry guys, my roommate knocked over our modem and my internet went out for a second.
[4:11 AM] janetsnakehole: nice!
[4:11 AM] tabernacle: so when sll says VICKIII
[4:11 AM] eviljeff: damny your roomie
[4:11 AM] loki1001: Okay sll03, let's get this party started.
[4:11 AM] sll03: Alright!!!
[4:12 AM] loki1001: I'm krumping right now.
[4:12 AM] seffiofitall: Dream Works more like Treme Works, am I right?
[4:12 AM] sll03: Everybody get to the 20 second mark, and when I give the go ahead, press play.
[4:12 AM] loki1001: That;s how you know it is a party.
[4:12 AM] spongyandbruised: TREPIDATION!
[4:12 AM] seffiofitall: *krumps way better than @loki*
[4:12 AM] snowmania: that's not krumping
[4:12 AM] eviljeff: 20 seconds - is the dreamworks logo starting to fade?
[4:12 AM] loki1001: You go Seffi.
[4:13 AM] magnitude left the room.
[4:13 AM] eviljeff: POP WHAT
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:13 AM] snowmania: wait, who's magnitude? or was, who was magnitude?
[4:13 AM] automatic_taglines: I had to go get sustenance
[4:13 AM] spongyandbruised: *liked*
[4:13 AM] sll03: Okay, everyone at 20 seconds?
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: =)
[4:13 AM] snowmania: yes
[4:13 AM] loki1001: Yep.
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: kk
[4:13 AM] janetsnakehole: si
[4:13 AM] tabernacle: rdy
[4:13 AM] seffiofitall: *mixes up some Elaine with some Phil and Lem*
[4:13 AM] eviljeff: is 20 secs what I said above?
[4:13 AM] spongyandbruised: More or less
[4:13 AM] sll03: VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4:13 AM] seffiofitall: woot woot
[4:14 AM] eviljeff: mark johnson.. that's a gay name
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:14 AM] snowmania: what the hell is this movie even about
[4:14 AM] sll03: Looks just like SPACE SHIPS (A Troy and Abed Thing).
[4:14 AM] snowmania: oh, HIM
[4:14 AM] automatic_taglines: Yep at 20
[4:14 AM] eviljeff: questing
[4:14 AM] spongyandbruised: We're watching Spaceballs, right?
[4:14 AM] seffiofitall: oh alaaaaaaaan
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: CRUSHER!
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: wil wheaton!!!
[4:14 AM] loki1001: Those are some boobs!
[4:14 AM] snowmania: me neither, tim allen.
[4:14 AM] eviljeff: black wil wheaton!
[4:14 AM] janetsnakehole: oh God , Tim Allen's hair...
[4:14 AM] snowmania: she looks odd blonde
[4:14 AM] sll03: She looks, um, perky.
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: NEVER SURRENDER!
[4:14 AM] automatic_taglines: now I'm behind
[4:14 AM] sll03: *bows head in shame*
[4:14 AM] tabernacle: Annie's ancestor
[4:15 AM] tabernacle: in spirit
[4:15 AM] snowmania: aren't there child labor laws in space?
[4:15 AM] eviljeff: man I love the pitch perfect Star Trek parody
[4:15 AM] loki1001: Never Give Up, Never Surrender or To Infinity and Beyond?
[4:15 AM] tabernacle: no one can hear them, the laws
[4:15 AM] seffiofitall: This is way better than The Artist
[4:15 AM] eviljeff: I LOVE SAM ROCKWELL
[4:15 AM] tabernacle: ha!
[4:15 AM] eviljeff: He's like 2 on my list of actors
[4:15 AM] loki1001: Hey, it's Justin Hammer.
[4:15 AM] sll03: I love him , too.
[4:15 AM] sll03: MONK!
[4:15 AM] loki1001: And that guy from Choke.
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: I think he fought people, right?
[4:16 AM] janetsnakehole: It's Chill Mitchell!
[4:16 AM] snowmania: that son of a bitch
[4:16 AM] snowmania: show your conventioneers some love
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: Why doesn't Alan Rickman have an awarsd
[4:16 AM] sll03: Oh Alan, you're still an actor.
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: *award
[4:16 AM] sll03: You'll always be Snape!
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: shhh
[4:16 AM] spongyandbruised: Hans Gruber!
[4:16 AM] loki1001: I remember when he was an Angel with no genitalia.
[4:16 AM] eviljeff: BEHOLD THE METATRON
[4:16 AM] spongyandbruised: And then he started acting
[4:16 AM] loki1001: We are kind of on an Alan Rickman kick.
[4:17 AM] sll03: Because he's the MAN.
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: I'm on a perpetual Alan Rickman kick
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: if he were a crossword
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: well
[4:17 AM] sll03: I mean, it's part of his name. RickMAN.
[4:17 AM] tabernacle: he was the best on sense and sensibility
[4:17 AM] loki1001: Poor Tim Allan.
[4:17 AM] spongyandbruised: An Alan Kickman, if you will
[4:17 AM] eviljeff: *like*
[4:17 AM] tabernacle: HA!
[4:17 AM] loki1001: Now he's on that awful sitcom.
[4:17 AM] seffiofitall: *like*
[4:17 AM] snowmania: when is this series supposed to have taken place? the 80s?
[4:17 AM] sll03: ZING!
[4:17 AM] snowmania: or like ten years before the movie opens?
[4:17 AM] sll03: Yep, the 80's.
[4:17 AM] eviljeff: yeah, it's a TNG parody
[4:17 AM] loki1001: I love Sigorney's increadibly high waisted pants.
[4:17 AM] tabernacle: men are pigs, amirite? grunt grunt
[4:18 AM] sll03: The show must go on!
[4:18 AM] eviljeff: damn you!
[4:18 AM] seffiofitall: damn you!
[4:18 AM] loki1001: DAMN YOU!
[4:18 AM] spongyandbruised: damn you!
[4:18 AM] snowmania: he's gonna say it isn't he
[4:18 AM] eviljeff: haha, I love him waving that flag
[4:18 AM] seffiofitall: it was like his wizard robes
[4:18 AM] loki1001: He does it so effetly.
[4:18 AM] seffiofitall: RIGHT?
[4:18 AM] snowmania: "that guy can act!"
[4:19 AM] tabernacle: Needs more Emma Thomson. She should marry him in all the movies.
[4:19 AM] eviljeff: Peter peter peter peter
[4:19 AM] sll03: Echooooooooo.
[4:19 AM] spongyandbruised: Emma Thompson should be in everything
[4:19 AM] tabernacle: aye
[4:19 AM] eviljeff: Emma Thompson should play tomb raider
[4:19 AM] spongyandbruised: God yes
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: sam rockwell was in hitchhiler
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: 's guide
[4:20 AM] guest-64260 entered the room.
[4:20 AM] guest-64260 changed nickname to loki10011
[4:20 AM] sll03: I would watch that several times.
[4:20 AM] seffiofitall: emma married him in s&S?
[4:20 AM] snowmania: it's garret's brother
[4:20 AM] eviljeff: I wonder when Nimoy got pissed with the fans
[4:20 AM] spongyandbruised: That doesn't exist!
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: her sister did
[4:20 AM] seffiofitall: I thought it was titanic boobs?
[4:20 AM] loki10011: Ooooo
[4:20 AM] sll03: IS THAT JUSTIN LONG?
[4:20 AM] eviljeff: YES
[4:20 AM] automatic_taglines: yep
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: aye titanic boobs lo
[4:20 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:20 AM] eviljeff: I think it was his first role
[4:20 AM] loki10011: Yep. That was before his girlfriend got sucked into hell.
[4:20 AM] snowmania: ohhhh
[4:21 AM] snowmania: i'm like ten seconds behind
[4:21 AM] sll03: Guys. That kinda made my day.
[4:21 AM] seffiofitall: ooh who's that
[4:21 AM] loki10011: His friend is really tall.
[4:21 AM] seffiofitall: me, too snow
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: HE HAS NO FIRENDS, HE'S A NERD
[4:21 AM] sll03: It's Papa Mars!
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: Don't you watch BBT
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: ahh
[4:21 AM] snowmania: yeah, that's BBT's first rule of the universe
[4:21 AM] loki10011: Hey! It's Veronica Mars's dad.
[4:21 AM] snowmania: nerds shall be forever friendless and lonely
[4:21 AM] eviljeff: Was that Rainn Wilson?!
[4:21 AM] seffiofitall: who's your daddy
[4:21 AM] snowmania: the isolation...so funny!
[4:22 AM] snowmania: oh my god
[4:22 AM] tabernacle: Elinor got along really well with the Colonel in S&S--they were simpatico
[4:22 AM] janetsnakehole: yes, it's rainn wilson!
[4:22 AM] loki10011: Yes, it is Rainn Wilson.
[4:22 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm choking going to get water
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: Wow, i had not idea he existed in physical form before The Office
[4:22 AM] guest-64308 entered the room.
[4:22 AM] loki10011: He was in Six Feet Under.
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: I know
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: but nobody remebers that
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: ..except you
[4:22 AM] eviljeff: but shut up
[4:22 AM] tabernacle: bag of ****
[4:23 AM] seffiofitall: tonight we eat like the lower middle class to which we aspire
[4:23 AM] tabernacle: and head thing with Ruth
[4:23 AM] sll03: Aww. This is where he has a major revelation.
[4:23 AM] snowmania: oh man, this is getting me *right here* [i'm gesturing wildly to my heart
[4:23 AM] snowmania: ]
[4:23 AM] loki10011: Poor Tim Allen.
[4:23 AM] guest-64317 entered the room.
[4:23 AM] guest-64317 changed nickname to digifreak
[4:23 AM] spongyandbruised: Poor rich Tim Allen
[4:23 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:23 AM] seffiofitall: digi!
[4:23 AM] eviljeff: You could say he's
[4:23 AM] seffiofitall: 'ello
[4:23 AM] snowmania: hello there
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: The Last Man Standing
[4:24 AM] tabernacle: ha!
[4:24 AM] janetsnakehole: awwww...justin is so earnest here...
[4:24 AM] digifreak: hi. i saw people linking to this on twitter
[4:24 AM] spongyandbruised: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: *yeeeeaaaaah*
[4:24 AM] guest-64308 changed nickname to m
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: sup mm
[4:24 AM] automatic_taglines: Back did not die
[4:24 AM] sll03: NO WAY?
[4:24 AM] loki10011: That's a fancy bathrobe.
[4:24 AM] tabernacle: good!
[4:24 AM] sll03: People linked this on Twitter?
[4:24 AM] sll03: Guys, we're famous.
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: yep. We've gon mainstream
[4:24 AM] eviljeff: *pulls sock*
[4:24 AM] snowmania: why is he still wearing the mask
[4:24 AM] janetsnakehole: is that serbian rum?
[4:24 AM] tabernacle: glad to have you among the living, Tags
[4:24 AM] seffiofitall: *pulls sock monkey*
[4:24 AM] spongyandbruised: Yeah *sock*
[4:24 AM] sll03: Protocl Omega.
[4:24 AM] snowmania: or the rubber cap. is this all he knows?
[4:25 AM] seffiofitall: *pulls Annie sock puppet*
[4:25 AM] loki10011: Mmmm puppets.
[4:25 AM] automatic_taglines: This movie looks like it was film on home video
[4:25 AM] tabernacle: last man standing after home improvement seems,.. a lateral move
[4:25 AM] sll03: Hey! Home Improvement wasn't *all* bad.
[4:26 AM] automatic_taglines: Faux-by
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: =)
[4:26 AM] loki10011: Remember when everyone thought the kids from Home Improvement were so hot?
[4:26 AM] eviljeff: Am I the only one who kind of hates that woman in everything she's been in?
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: aye
[4:26 AM] spongyandbruised: It had the second best Al of the 90's
[4:26 AM] snowmania: isn't that pedophilia? racist pedophilia?
[4:26 AM] eviljeff: She's really creepy looking
[4:26 AM] sll03: Oh JTT.
[4:26 AM] sll03: He's 30 now.
[4:26 AM] guest-64383 entered the room.
[4:26 AM] snowmania: i remember when jtt was a thing
[4:26 AM] guest-64383 left the room.
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: tiger beat etc
[4:26 AM] snowmania: in disney movies and suchlike. i think.
[4:26 AM] seffiofitall: I grew up during the JTT craze
[4:26 AM] spongyandbruised: J14
[4:26 AM] tabernacle: lost treasure
[4:26 AM] janetsnakehole left the room.
[4:26 AM] snowmania: me too. yeah, i got it.
[4:26 AM] seffiofitall: devon sawa... and what not
[4:26 AM] m left the room.
[4:26 AM] loki10011: He fell off the face of the planet.
[4:26 AM] guest-64401 entered the room.
[4:27 AM] sll03: He was on Veronica Mars.
[4:27 AM] snowmania: and now hte little brother is getting in all kinds of trouble
[4:27 AM] snowmania: from what i hear
[4:27 AM] sll03: Weapons of Class Destruction. Logan kicked his ass.
[4:27 AM] guest-64401 changed nickname to janetsnakehole
[4:27 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:27 AM] seffiofitall: wb janet
[4:27 AM] tabernacle: wb janet
[4:27 AM] janetsnakehole: thx
[4:27 AM] automatic_taglines: tim allen's teeth are quite yellow
[4:27 AM] snowmania: hello janet!
[4:27 AM] snowmania: beets
[4:27 AM] snowmania: he requires beets
[4:27 AM] tabernacle: is french stewart not in this movie?
[4:27 AM] janetsnakehole: oooh, i like green...
[4:27 AM] eviljeff: Tim Allen was in a film with Chevy Chase and Courtney Cox
[4:27 AM] automatic_taglines: hi janet!
[4:28 AM] spongyandbruised: It's an impersonator
[4:28 AM] sll03: Janet, we match!
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: i even read tim allen book
[4:28 AM] snowmania: tim allen is literate?
[4:28 AM] janetsnakehole: indeed! Go Green!
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: dude was all over
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: hahaha
[4:28 AM] snowmania: or is this one of those "as told to" books?
[4:28 AM] tabernacle: i think he actually wrote it
[4:28 AM] loki10011: Doggie!
[4:28 AM] janetsnakehole: I love collies...
[4:28 AM] sll03: MOBY!!
[4:29 AM] snowmania: me too
[4:29 AM] automatic_taglines: I think we could remake this movie
[4:29 AM] spongyandbruised: oh hai doggie
[4:29 AM] snowmania: it would look about as good
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: I get to play Alan Rickman
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: for obvious reasons
[4:29 AM] sll03: You are British.
[4:29 AM] loki10011: This is Michelle's boyfriend Mark.
[4:29 AM] seffiofitall: I get to do Alan Ricman
[4:29 AM] spongyandbruised: Sigourney Weaver
[4:29 AM] seffiofitall: Rickman
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: go away seffi
[4:29 AM] automatic_taglines: I sigourney weaver bc I'm tall
[4:29 AM] snowmania: wait is this like three amigos in space?
[4:29 AM] seffiofitall left the room.
[4:29 AM] eviljeff: aww
[4:29 AM] tabernacle: now you've done it
[4:29 AM] snowmania: SEFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[4:29 AM] spongyandbruised: I'm taller and probably bustier
[4:30 AM] loki10011: Oh, hey, it's that guy who looks like Jim Rash, but is not Jim Rash.
[4:30 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:30 AM] automatic_taglines: SW not that busty sb you can be missy pyle
[4:30 AM] sll03: I think I'm ahead. Where are you guys?
[4:30 AM] guest-64470 entered the room.
[4:30 AM] snowmania: 7:20
[4:30 AM] spongyandbruised: Plus my legs go from here to ya ya
[4:30 AM] eviljeff: I'M SORRY SEFFI
[4:30 AM] loki10011: 17:20
[4:31 AM] automatic_taglines: seffi come back
[4:31 AM] snowmania: i meant 17:20 when i said 7:20
[4:31 AM] guest-64470 changed nickname to seffinevergivesupneversurrenders
[4:31 AM] tabernacle: hahahahaha
[4:31 AM] snowmania: that's the spirit, seffi
[4:31 AM] loki10011: Best name ever.
[4:31 AM] janetsnakehole: great name!
[4:31 AM] sll03: Oh okay, I'm good then.
[4:31 AM] automatic_taglines: seffi wins!!!!!
[4:31 AM] sll03: Winner of Best Name goes to...
[4:31 AM] snowmania: why can't he get off this ship?!?!? oh my god!
[4:31 AM] eviljeff: Why does Tim Allen just go along with all of this
[4:32 AM] sll03: Because he's Tim Allen?
[4:32 AM] spongyandbruised: he wanted a new wing on his house
[4:32 AM] automatic_taglines: he was drunk and had nothing better to do
[4:32 AM] eviljeff: I guess, he'll do anything for a paycheck
[4:32 AM] snowmania: that's how i hug people
[4:32 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: wow, the special effects
[4:32 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: were special
[4:32 AM] tabernacle: he wanted luis guzman's trailer
[4:32 AM] automatic_taglines: Jeff and 'Nac match
[4:32 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:33 AM] eviljeff: yep
[4:33 AM] snowmania: the cool thing about the fx is that watching it on youtube barely diminishes it at all
[4:33 AM] eviljeff: we're like twins
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: and i have seffi's old color
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: twin powers unite!
[4:33 AM] loki10011: I remember back when this was cutting edge CGI.
[4:33 AM] sll03: Hehehe. Rickman's exasperated delivery just killed me.
[4:33 AM] eviljeff: Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: ::bones it::
[4:33 AM] loki10011: Speaking of which, we totally need to do Jerassic Park.
[4:33 AM] spongyandbruised: No Incest
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: ha
[4:33 AM] snowmania: i love me some jurassic park
[4:33 AM] tabernacle: sam neill!
[4:33 AM] sll03: Adding Jurassic Park to the list!
[4:34 AM] eviljeff: did y'all just get to a rickman bit? I'm behind
[4:34 AM] janetsnakehole: jeff goldblum...mmm
[4:34 AM] spongyandbruised: You guys are Goldbluming
[4:34 AM] tabernacle: goldblumming allowed
[4:34 AM] snowmania: :46 seconds into 3rd part
[4:34 AM] snowmania: what a savings
[4:34 AM] sll03: I uhh...i don't know what that means...
[4:34 AM] loki10011: Oh Justin Long.
[4:34 AM] tabernacle: ::punch::
[4:34 AM] eviljeff: yeah i just got there. Ha.
[4:34 AM] janetsnakehole: like
[4:34 AM] eviljeff: LOL Justin fall down and hurt himself
[4:34 AM] tabernacle: dalmatians!
[4:34 AM] loki10011: In just a few years he's going to be a gay porn star dating Superman.
[4:34 AM] snowmania: how the hell old is justin long here, 12?
[4:35 AM] eviljeff: He was a gay porn star in Zack and Miri
[4:35 AM] tabernacle: ahhh
[4:35 AM] spongyandbruised: I have to duck out, i'll see you all in the manana
[4:35 AM] janetsnakehole: he's so young and unspoiled!
[4:35 AM] tabernacle: bye s&b
[4:35 AM] snowmania: the dean would know the dif between termites and dalmations
[4:35 AM] loki1001 left the room.
[4:35 AM] sll03: Bye Spongy!
[4:35 AM] snowmania: farewell spongy
[4:35 AM] eviljeff: love you spongers
[4:35 AM] janetsnakehole: bye
[4:35 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: bye spongy
[4:35 AM] automatic_taglines: Bye Spongy the Bruised
[4:35 AM] spongyandbruised left the room.
[4:35 AM] eviljeff: Now that the SQUARE is gone
[4:35 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: stay spongy
[4:36 AM] tabernacle: the spirt was willing...
[4:36 AM] guest-64584 entered the room.
[4:36 AM] guest-64584 changed nickname to loki1001
[4:36 AM] loki1001: Damn internet access.
[4:36 AM] snowmania: ej do you want us to start saying things about s&b and then give him a transcript
[4:36 AM] tabernacle: heheheh
[4:36 AM] snowmania: because he's different!!!
[4:36 AM] eviljeff: I hate spongers, he's so aggressive, sexually
[4:36 AM] tabernacle: I will quote Ian Malcolm for all of JP
[4:37 AM] sll03: Is everyone seeing these octopus things right now?
[4:37 AM] tabernacle: he is TOO goodlooking
[4:37 AM] eviljeff: You're kind of ahead of me
[4:37 AM] janetsnakehole: oooh ian malcom.,,
[4:37 AM] janetsnakehole: damn it, i cannot spell!
[4:37 AM] snowmania: and here comes the goo
[4:37 AM] eviljeff: but I'm not good with this timing thing anyway
[4:37 AM] automatic_taglines: no one is EJ
[4:37 AM] eviljeff: me and snowers are on the same level
[4:37 AM] tabernacle: ocotopus
[4:37 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: the press
[4:37 AM] sll03: Yup. I'm ahead. Can someone please tell me when Monk arrives?
[4:38 AM] snowmania: why do they all get kind of o faces and shakes when they teleport
[4:38 AM] snowmania: this disturbs me
[4:38 AM] snowmania: i realize it's messing up their world and everything and it's probably chilly, but c'mon
[4:38 AM] loki1001: This is either the best or worst date possible.
[4:38 AM] eviljeff: I love Sam Rockwell in this scene
[4:38 AM] eviljeff: on my list of actors in the scene Rockwell is #2
[4:38 AM] tabernacle: "grand tour"
[4:38 AM] tabernacle: monk
[4:38 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm ahead to.
[4:38 AM] loki1001: There's monk.
[4:38 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: Annie screams better
[4:39 AM] tabernacle: def
[4:39 AM] eviljeff: monk just zoomed in for me
[4:39 AM] sll03: Agreed.
[4:39 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm way ahead
[4:39 AM] tabernacle: goldblum is rachel father on glee (one of them)
[4:39 AM] tabernacle: lieu madison
[4:39 AM] sll03: Okie doke: re-synched.
[4:40 AM] tabernacle: kk
[4:40 AM] automatic_taglines: Sam Rockwells stache is way freaky
[4:40 AM] tabernacle: NEEDS MORE BACKUP
[4:40 AM] eviljeff: I like the black guy in this scene
[4:40 AM] janetsnakehole: he was in some show in the nineties...i can't remember which one
[4:40 AM] snowmania: they're so damned smart but they don't understand the concept of entertainment
[4:40 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: He's in the backseat. Geez
[4:40 AM] snowmania: i am having a hard time suspending my disbelief!!!!
[4:40 AM] loki1001: They have huge foreheads.
[4:40 AM] tabernacle: they're noit small
[4:41 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: Jeff's bigger
[4:41 AM] sll03: Jeff would fit in.
[4:41 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: he's only network good looking
[4:41 AM] eviljeff: Screw you, sugar tits
[4:41 AM] sll03: CAN IT BOOBS!
[4:41 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: Just sementits
[4:41 AM] tabernacle: faux-terprise
[4:41 AM] tabernacle: HA!
[4:41 AM] eviljeff: hahaha
[4:42 AM] eviljeff: I think at this point Shatner thought he was watching a remake
[4:42 AM] snowmania: the ship appears to be powered by a ball of rabbit poo
[4:42 AM] snowmania: that's different
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: this is like the third best ST movie
[4:42 AM] loki1001: Yes, yes it is.
[4:42 AM] eviljeff: After voyage home right
[4:42 AM] eviljeff: RIGHT
[4:42 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: I'm pretty sure it's powered by dreams
[4:42 AM] loki1001: Although there are no humpback whales in it.
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: and II
[4:42 AM] automatic_taglines: Am I the only one having touble differiating b/t NAC an RJ
[4:42 AM] sll03: That ship is snazzy.
[4:42 AM] snowmania: don't any of these people have families or any kind of obligation?
[4:42 AM] automatic_taglines: *EJ
[4:42 AM] loki1001: Unless you count Tim Allen
[4:42 AM] loki1001: OHHH SNAP!
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: Hoo boy
[4:42 AM] tabernacle: a new low
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: for ME!
[4:43 AM] eviljeff: SCREW YOU
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: =)
[4:43 AM] digifreak left the room.
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: i aint leaving
[4:43 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: It's a sticker
[4:43 AM] tabernacle: EJ, relog?
[4:43 AM] snowmania: this chat room ain't big enough for the both of ya...'s sky blue fonts
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: I'm the one who's supposed to be logging the blog
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: i love this color
[4:44 AM] sll03: Power struggle!
[4:44 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: It used to be mine
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: rock paper scissors?
[4:44 AM] snowmania: someone judge judy this sitch
[4:44 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: a long time ago
[4:44 AM] loki1001: I've made peace with being pink.
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: heh
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: shut up seffi, you smell like mentholiptus
[4:44 AM] sll03: I'm fine with this (this being 'green').
[4:44 AM] snowmania: loki, you're of the lovely dusky salmon variety
[4:44 AM] automatic_taglines: What time is everyone at? I am freakishly ahead
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: hahaah oh kermit
[4:44 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: he's the color of nipples
[4:44 AM] tabernacle: wait...
[4:44 AM] snowmania: 1;30 part 4
[4:44 AM] loki1001: 31:12.
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: 28 now
[4:44 AM] sll03: 30:28
[4:44 AM] eviljeff: I'll skip forward a bit
[4:45 AM] automatic_taglines: Thanks Loki
[4:45 AM] tabernacle: did you just say dusky?
[4:45 AM] snowmania: possiblement
[4:45 AM] loki1001: I used to have a friend named Dusty.
[4:45 AM] tabernacle: Happy Endings: "jazzed"
[4:45 AM] snowmania: i used to have a friend named dustin!
[4:45 AM] snowmania: not as cool as dusty. he coulda been one, but he weren't.
[4:45 AM] loki1001: He was so far in the closet he spent most of his time in Narnia.
[4:45 AM] tabernacle: hee
[4:45 AM] janetsnakehole: liked!
[4:45 AM] sll03: Hee
[4:46 AM] snowmania: doubled liked
[4:46 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: *liked*
[4:46 AM] automatic_taglines: and now
[4:46 AM] tabernacle: <b>bold</b>
[4:46 AM] loki1001: That is some terrible piloting.
[4:46 AM] eviljeff: Hey, Narnia is a nice place full of magical creatures and fauns and yeah it's kind of gay
[4:46 AM] sll03: That one alien dude has a major widow's peak.
[4:46 AM] snowmania: they are all like grown eddie munsters
[4:46 AM] tabernacle: mockingbaird lane!
[4:46 AM] loki1001: So True, Snow.
[4:46 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: and the ice queen
[4:46 AM] sll03: Guys, you're slacking: Major Widow's Peak *salute*
[4:46 AM] tabernacle: hahahaah
[4:47 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[4:47 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: *salute*
[4:47 AM] loki1001: Major Widow's Peak *Salute*
[4:47 AM] tabernacle: is this chat private?
[4:47 AM] automatic_taglines: How do you bold
[4:47 AM] sll03: * text *
[4:47 AM] eviljeff: * stars * *bitch*
[4:47 AM] snowmania: asterisks around the word, i think
[4:47 AM] loki1001: Pretty private.
[4:47 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: greendale school symbol
[4:47 AM] tabernacle: *Unum*
[4:47 AM] tabernacle: no one salutes a private??
[4:47 AM] sll03: E Pluribus Anus?
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: aye!
[4:48 AM] loki1001: No one can find it without a link.
[4:48 AM] sll03: Private Chat *salutes*
[4:48 AM] snowmania: *E* *Pluribus* *Anus*!
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: ty
[4:48 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[4:48 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: yes, use that symbol b/w words
[4:48 AM] snowmania: go to hell, letter E
[4:48 AM] automatic_taglines: *got it* and I know you are evil but don't call me bitch
[4:48 AM] janetsnakehole: oh, snap...*salute*
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: *salute*
[4:48 AM] tabernacle: I like the general tone of the room
[4:48 AM] eviljeff: It was more of a "wild card, bitches" kind of bitch
[4:48 AM] loki1001: General Tone *Salute*
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: I know, EJ
[4:49 AM] tabernacle: *salute*
[4:49 AM] snowmania: this octoalien speech pattern is definitely not getting old
[4:49 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[4:49 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[4:49 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: *salutes Private Pretty*
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute8
[4:49 AM] sll03: General Tone *salute*
[4:49 AM] tabernacle: in his last picture, Evil Jeff was a loo tenant
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: Way to Britta it. Auto_Tags
[4:49 AM] snowmania: *salute*? (I feel like abed laughing when everyone else is laughing uproariously)
[4:49 AM] eviljeff: how dare you
[4:49 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[4:50 AM] tabernacle: *salute*
[4:50 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders: I miss S.A.N.D.E.R.S.
[4:50 AM] tabernacle: colonel salute!
[4:50 AM] automatic_taglines: That guy looks like a power rangers villian
[4:50 AM] eviljeff: damn you *salute*
[4:50 AM] seffinevergivesupneversurrenders left the room.
[4:50 AM] sll03: Colonel *salute*
[4:50 AM] guest-64875 entered the room.
[4:50 AM] janetsnakehole: damn it all *salute*
[4:50 AM] snowmania: i love power rangers villian. they're all so jerky
[4:51 AM] loki1001: S.A.N.D.E.R.S. would fix this whole problem with just seven herbs and spices.
[4:51 AM] sll03: Aw, I remember Power Rangers. Good times.
[4:51 AM] loki10011 left the room.
[4:51 AM] snowmania: yeah, it's a sticker
[4:51 AM] loki1001: I like Rita Repulsa.
[4:51 AM] eviljeff: I used to play power rangers with my friend
[4:51 AM] snowmania: power rangers was the only show i was forbidden from watching. for some reason.
[4:51 AM] eviljeff: specifically at the part where it said "don't replicate the crap in the show"
[4:51 AM] snowmania: because apparently it inspires you to break your friend's arm
[4:51 AM] guest-64875 changed nickname to seffioriginalrecipe
[4:51 AM] tabernacle: hahaha
[4:52 AM] automatic_taglines: Power Ranger were the bomb
[4:52 AM] sll03: I watched it. I cannot recall breaking any friends' arms'.
[4:52 AM] loki1001: The Green Ranger made me gay.
[4:52 AM] eviljeff: seffi if you want to change your name without signing out you can just click it
[4:52 AM] tabernacle: ranger salute?
[4:52 AM] sll03: Lol Loki
[4:52 AM] snowmania: i never fought no one, i just had a crush on the green ranger. or the white ranger. or wha
[4:52 AM] seffina: i was hoping for a color change
[4:52 AM] snowmania: and a little on the pink one, truth be told
[4:52 AM] seffina: and success!
[4:52 AM] sll03: Tommy was rather dreamy.
[4:52 AM] snowmania: or did i just wnat to BE her?
[4:52 AM] eviljeff: just been proven racist by the racist prover
[4:52 AM] eviljeff: ah, I see
[4:53 AM] tabernacle: ludicrous speed!
[4:53 AM] loki1001: I'm repeating the darn computer.
[4:53 AM] sll03: Snowmania: I wanted to be her too.
[4:53 AM] snowmania: the ship is breaking apart and all that
[4:53 AM] eviljeff: oh, token black guy is freaking out
[4:53 AM] tabernacle: i wanted to be ensign ro.
[4:54 AM] sll03: The ship already broke apart for me.
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: damn it tabbers
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: *salutes*
[4:54 AM] tabernacle: salutes!
[4:54 AM] seffina: token scaredy cat is scared
[4:54 AM] snowmania: these people are incompetent
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: that's because they're actors
[4:54 AM] snowmania: THAT'S NO EXCUSE
[4:54 AM] eviljeff: it's kind of a crappy set up I think
[4:54 AM] loki1001: You never want actors piloting your space ship.
[4:54 AM] tabernacle: ::nods
[4:54 AM] janetsnakehole: well, at least the score is magnificent....
[4:55 AM] automatic_taglines: Loki speak the truth
[4:55 AM] snowmania: just once i'd like to see some kind of alien villain that's sort of...cute and fluffy
[4:55 AM] seffina: The effects were decent.
[4:55 AM] janetsnakehole: cough, couch
[4:55 AM] snowmania: maybe sleek. doesn't have to be spiked and poison green
[4:55 AM] loki1001: Someone needs to install a circit breaker.
[4:55 AM] eviljeff: oh what a surprise, token black guy is screaming
[4:55 AM] janetsnakehole: oops, cough
[4:55 AM] eviljeff: *cough* racist prover
[4:55 AM] seffina: jm
[4:55 AM] loki1001: The rabbit from Monty Python was cute and fluffy.
[4:55 AM] snowmania: s'true
[4:55 AM] sll03: And it was the most lethal of all.
[4:55 AM] tabernacle: is there a racnk called score? it seemed significant, with the coughing
[4:55 AM] snowmania: just like real rabbits
[4:56 AM] seffina: lots of shaft
[4:56 AM] tabernacle: lol
[4:56 AM] loki1001: Ha! Shaft.
[4:56 AM] snowmania: shaft, where
[4:56 AM] seffina: spear...
[4:56 AM] snowmania: giggling like an 11 year old boy here
[4:56 AM] loki1001: Signorney obviously knows lots abou the shaft.
[4:56 AM] snowmania: foward thruster shaft
[4:56 AM] tabernacle: is hse Ghosting?
[4:56 AM] sll03: It's probably not her first time operating one, amirite?
[4:56 AM] loki1001: She has a special relationship with the computer.
[4:57 AM] tabernacle: "you can call me Hal"
[4:57 AM] loki1001: LOOK I have one job on this lousey ship, it's stupid, but I'm going to do it!
[4:57 AM] sll03: That got heated.
[4:57 AM] snowmania: got, what a bunch of passive aggressive aliens
[4:57 AM] snowmania: "oh, we expected too much of you!"
[4:58 AM] snowmania: "it's okay!"
[4:58 AM] loki1001: Those poor people.
[4:58 AM] seffina: I want Community to be real
[4:58 AM] seffina: I'm going to Greendale!
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: does anyone know of a movie
[4:58 AM] seffina: to teach geology
[4:58 AM] eviljeff: ahhhhahaahahh
[4:58 AM] snowmania: you're already accepted, thankfully
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: with Richard Dreyfuss
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: where he is taken to be the president
[4:58 AM] seffina: forward thrusts, britta, let me teach you
[4:58 AM] eviljeff: i like the weird groans they do
[4:58 AM] automatic_taglines: oh no sefi and me look alike
[4:58 AM] sll03: Sorry 'nac: no idea.
[4:58 AM] tabernacle: it's like Dave
[4:58 AM] snowmania: i hope they execute liars
[4:58 AM] seffina: yes, we're twins. We can totally
[4:58 AM] snowmania: and actors
[4:59 AM] automatic_taglines: finish eachother's pie
[4:59 AM] sll03: Dave with Kevin Kline?
[4:59 AM] eviljeff: so it's come to a battle between blue... and purple
[4:59 AM] snowmania: oh gosh, what a dilly of a pickel they are in
[4:59 AM] tabernacle: aye
[4:59 AM] janetsnakehole: ooooh, endothermic. sounds "sciencey"
[4:59 AM] tabernacle: pretend president becomes real one
[4:59 AM] seffina: *special handshake*
[4:59 AM] seffina: *followed by secret handshake*
[4:59 AM] loki1001: Awww, group hug.
[4:59 AM] snowmania: so far monk is my favorite
[4:59 AM] seffina: *whispers* secret
[4:59 AM] snowmania: he's so squinty
[4:59 AM] snowmania: and stuttery
[4:59 AM] automatic_taglines: *special handshake followed by secret handshake*
[5:00 AM] sll03: Monk is pretty awesome. But he's no Snape.
[5:00 AM] eviljeff: I just like how Sam Rockwell looks completely confused throughout the whole movie
[5:00 AM] tabernacle: is there really not a single Alien joke in this?
[5:00 AM] tabernacle: with Sigiurney i mean
[5:00 AM] eviljeff: nope, it's a star trek parody damn you
[5:00 AM] automatic_taglines: EJ, that is how I would look if I was in this movie.
[5:00 AM] sll03: Well, it's not over yet.
[5:00 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:01 AM] seffina: I think they could win their mission if they just sing somewhere out there together.
[5:01 AM] eviljeff: I like the nod to the redshirts
[5:01 AM] loki1001: ROCKWELL!
[5:01 AM] eviljeff: DO I?!
[5:01 AM] tabernacle: with the romulan mouse?
[5:01 AM] automatic_taglines: Is monk eating cheese and breadstick snacks
[5:01 AM] snowmania: another couple would have to tango, and another would have to pitch orgasmically deliciobr
[5:01 AM] sll03: DO I?!?!
[5:01 AM] loki1001: Yes he is.
[5:01 AM] snowmania: delicious brownies, i mean
[5:01 AM] seffina: are we there yet
[5:01 AM] eviljeff: haha
[5:01 AM] sll03: Heh. "Are we there yet?"
[5:01 AM] seffina: that was delicious
[5:02 AM] loki1001: He's so happy to be eating it too.
[5:02 AM] eviljeff: YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
[5:02 AM] sll03: Monk's face as they land = priceles.
[5:02 AM] tabernacle: natalie or sharona> discuss
[5:02 AM] snowmania: that's a creepy face
[5:02 AM] automatic_taglines: they're yummy in a snack food way
[5:02 AM] snowmania: fun time snack?
[5:02 AM] seffina: we should do a podcast....... /the new open a bar
[5:03 AM] loki1001: I could use some No No Juice.
[5:03 AM] loki1001: I've actually thought we should do a podcast for awhile.
[5:03 AM] eviljeff: I always saw this planet segment as an homage to this - community.mania.com/ver1.0/
[5:03 AM] automatic_taglines: they landed in Utah or some other red state
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[5:03 AM] tabernacle: heh
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[5:03 AM] eviljeff: sorry
[5:03 AM] snowmania: does that mean a sister wife contingent will be there to meet them soon?
[5:03 AM] seffina: me, too. @loki
[5:03 AM] loki1001: Yes, yes it does Snow.
[5:04 AM] loki1001: We could put it on iTunes.
[5:04 AM] eviljeff: Aw man, these aliens
[5:04 AM] tabernacle: mars needs moms
[5:04 AM] sll03: Aw, the little guys.
[5:04 AM] loki1001: There are your Sister-Wives Snow.
[5:04 AM] eviljeff: I love them
[5:04 AM] snowmania: antici
[5:04 AM] sll03: MINERS, not MINORS!
[5:04 AM] snowmania: pation!
[5:04 AM] janetsnakehole: they are kinda cute
[5:04 AM] snowmania: (i'm a little behind)
[5:04 AM] eviljeff: "Did you guys ever watch the show?"
[5:05 AM] snowmania: they look like gollum monkey hybrids
[5:05 AM] automatic_taglines: Poor Allen Rickmannever gets to take of that stupid prosthetic.
[5:05 AM] tabernacle: that is either Mac or "me"
[5:05 AM] seffina: we can pause for you?
[5:05 AM] seffina: snow?
[5:05 AM] eviljeff: hahaha, "let's get out of here before one of them kills GuY"
[5:05 AM] snowmania: am i the only one youtubing it?
[5:05 AM] snowmania: i think i'm only a little behind, it's oky
[5:05 AM] loki1001: Well there are you cute and fluffy villians.
[5:05 AM] snowmania: AHHH
[5:05 AM] eviljeff: I'm at about the same point as you, snowwy
[5:06 AM] snowmania: shit just got real
[5:06 AM] automatic_taglines: loki they're not that fluffy
[5:06 AM] snowmania: they're fluffy in spirit
[5:06 AM] tabernacle: taken!
[5:06 AM] loki1001: Exactly.
[5:06 AM] sll03: I'm at 51:00
[5:06 AM] seffina: more juicy?
[5:06 AM] loki1001: I'm at 53:00
[5:06 AM] tabernacle: me too
[5:06 AM] snowmania: none taken, alan rickman
[5:06 AM] automatic_taglines: me to
[5:06 AM] automatic_taglines: *too
[5:06 AM] sll03: Wow, so I'm really behind then.
[5:06 AM] eviljeff: I'll skip forward a bit
[5:07 AM] loki1001: Does the rolling help?
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: by definition you're the clock
[5:07 AM] automatic_taglines: do a barrel roll!
[5:07 AM] seffina: Toph?
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: rick roll!
[5:07 AM] janetsnakehole: those binoculars are pimp...
[5:07 AM] sll03: They're rolling the beryllium away right now. Is that right?
[5:07 AM] loki1001: Yep.
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: y
[5:07 AM] janetsnakehole: yes
[5:07 AM] sll03: And now it's on the ship?
[5:07 AM] seffina: Am I like super ahead?
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: toph would be super useful h
[5:07 AM] tabernacle: here
[5:07 AM] loki1001: nice listening there Rippley.
[5:07 AM] eviljeff: For me they're doing the Arena homage now
[5:08 AM] snowmania: she looked back
[5:08 AM] snowmania: why didn't she turn into a pillar of salt?
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: always about you isn;t it
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: was the quote
[5:08 AM] loki1001: Alan Rickman's so indignant.
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: at that m
[5:08 AM] tabernacle: moment
[5:08 AM] loki1001: Hit it with a rock and we'll eat it.
[5:09 AM] janetsnakehole: believe me, you don't want to
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: they just zapped it inside out now, anyone else
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: ?
[5:09 AM] snowmania: I like the way these guys think
[5:09 AM] automatic_taglines: pig monster
[5:09 AM] seffina: i'm way ahead
[5:09 AM] seffina: I'll pause
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: no it's not you
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: it's me
[5:09 AM] sll03: That's what all men say!
[5:09 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:09 AM] sll03: Sorry, couldn't resist.
[5:09 AM] eviljeff: *can't believe I got to say that*
[5:10 AM] sll03: It's the little things.
[5:10 AM] seffina: srsly, jeff, you can just tell me I'm no good
[5:10 AM] eviljeff: it really is
[5:10 AM] automatic_taglines: ::High fives EJ::
[5:10 AM] tabernacle: "we're going to test it"
[5:10 AM] eviljeff: ::High fives back, also down low::
[5:10 AM] eviljeff: ::TOO SLOW::
[5:10 AM] automatic_taglines: I was too slow
[5:11 AM] tabernacle: pig m,onster teleported
[5:11 AM] loki1001: That's gross.
[5:11 AM] sll03: And now it exploded.
[5:11 AM] snowmania: ewwww
[5:11 AM] automatic_taglines: Ew uh ew
[5:11 AM] eviljeff: YES! I'm synced
[5:11 AM] snowmania: lawsy
[5:11 AM] eviljeff: "hold please"
[5:11 AM] loki1001: You're synched EJ.
[5:11 AM] tabernacle: seff, are you still paused?
[5:12 AM] loki1001: Rock monster!
[5:12 AM] eviljeff: guy's the sun's coming up up here. Praise the Sun!
[5:12 AM] eviljeff: I'm part of a sun cult by the way
[5:12 AM] automatic_taglines: monster of all sorts in this bitch
[5:12 AM] loki1001: All Hail Ra!
[5:12 AM] snowmania: sun salutations
[5:12 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:12 AM] janetsnakehole: morning!
[5:12 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute8
[5:12 AM] eviljeff: now that's a salute I can perform. *salute*
[5:13 AM] tabernacle: um
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: autie britta'd it again
[5:13 AM] tabernacle: that sounded like morning glory
[5:13 AM] snowmania: you're pathological!
[5:13 AM] loki1001: What is it's motivation?
[5:13 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: to... bone him
[5:13 AM] sll03: It just wants some tender loving erosion?
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: jinx
[5:13 AM] loki1001: This is your problem, you were never serious about the craft.
[5:13 AM] automatic_taglines: Rock monster has rock boos
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: still not keen on that actress
[5:13 AM] loki1001: Oh, they so mocked Shatner with the pointless shirtlessness.
[5:13 AM] eviljeff: the alien one
[5:13 AM] snowmania: oh hey, he's giving the cast hte recognition he never game them!
[5:14 AM] snowmania: that's beautiful
[5:14 AM] sll03: Major character development!
[5:14 AM] automatic_taglines: *boobs Also, I was imagining them
[5:14 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:14 AM] loki1001: Major Character Development *Salute*
[5:14 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:14 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[5:14 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:14 AM] sll03: Major Character Development *salute*
[5:14 AM] snowmania: i was a fool to think anyone would want this gratuitous shirtless tim allen scene
[5:15 AM] janetsnakehole: he's no jeff...
[5:15 AM] seffina: Major cleavage!
[5:15 AM] loki1001: Sad Panda.
[5:15 AM] tabernacle: salute major cleavage!
[5:15 AM] eviljeff: damn it
[5:15 AM] loki1001: Major Cleavage *Salute*
[5:15 AM] janetsnakehole: crapola
[5:15 AM] sll03: Major Cleavage *salute*
[5:15 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:15 AM] automatic_taglines: The pointy-haired kid should cleean his face
[5:15 AM] janetsnakehole: major cleavage *salute*
[5:15 AM] snowmania: for realsies AT
[5:15 AM] tabernacle: that scene had a kernel of universal truth
[5:15 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:15 AM] eviljeff: Aw, poor Maltazar
[5:15 AM] snowmania: AHHH
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: cough cough
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: "a kernel of universal truth"
[5:16 AM] automatic_taglines: *salure8
[5:16 AM] eviljeff: NO
[5:16 AM] janetsnakehole: coughing! Major Colonel *Salute*
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:16 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:16 AM] eviljeff: and you really are pathological, tags
[5:16 AM] loki1001: I like his spider hair.
[5:16 AM] tabernacle: i enjoyed that
[5:17 AM] snowmania: they're pretty orc-y
[5:17 AM] seffina: I like the piercings.
[5:17 AM] eviljeff: love Rockwell's pendant
[5:17 AM] eviljeff: he looks like a 70s partier
[5:17 AM] sll03: I love the mullet on Tim Allen.
[5:17 AM] tabernacle: hey, what if UGNE changed his initials to NCO?
[5:18 AM] automatic_taglines: Spider hairs minions look like ninja turtles:*Veitnam War Edition*
[5:18 AM] eviljeff: you weren't there, man
[5:18 AM] janetsnakehole: a 70s partier on a cruise ship...
[5:18 AM] loki1001: I wanna go on a cruise.
[5:18 AM] sll03: I'm adding Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the list!!!!
[5:18 AM] eviljeff: Ew
[5:18 AM] loki1001: The first one, second one, or third one?
[5:18 AM] snowmania: the problem is these eddie munster aliens are too credulous
[5:18 AM] sll03: First.
[5:18 AM] eviljeff: Michael Bay is turning them into Aliens
[5:18 AM] seffina: just don't go with your parents! big mistake
[5:18 AM] automatic_taglines: cool sll03
[5:18 AM] sll03: I CAN'T EVEN WITH MICHAEL BAY.
[5:19 AM] sll03: The man is actively trying to ruin my childhood.
[5:19 AM] snowmania: what did they make of the "name one as name two"?
[5:19 AM] tabernacle: ... meets Enemy Mine and 5th element
[5:19 AM] loki1001: Michael Bay presents... EXPLOSIONS!
[5:19 AM] snowmania: ohhhh, MATHAZAR
[5:19 AM] tabernacle left the room.
[5:19 AM] guest-65355 entered the room.
[5:19 AM] guest-65355 changed nickname to tabernacle
[5:19 AM] snowmania: TAAAAAAAAAAAABY
[5:19 AM] seffina: nooooooo not tab
[5:19 AM] janetsnakehole: nooo
[5:19 AM] seffina: whew
[5:19 AM] seffina: *like*
[5:19 AM] tabernacle: huh
[5:19 AM] sll03: *also likes*
[5:19 AM] eviljeff: "It's not harrasment if you say suprise, it's all in the handbook -
[5:19 AM] tabernacle: i'm alive!
[5:19 AM] sll03: We thought you left 'nac!
[5:19 AM] automatic_taglines: MIcheal Bay sent a message to Sll03 ---> Explosions BOOOOOMM!
[5:19 AM] eviljeff: *Michael Bay's guide to filmmaking*
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: ty guys!
[5:20 AM] seffina: don't get cocky, tabs
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: and gals
[5:20 AM] janetsnakehole: welcome back!
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: ty
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: i freaked out
[5:20 AM] sll03: sll03 sends a message to Michael Bay--->YOU SUCK.
[5:20 AM] automatic_taglines: you are the same color 'Nac
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: true!!!
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: i got booted wasn't on purporse to change color
[5:20 AM] tabernacle: glad i kept it
[5:21 AM] sll03: Aw. Ripley looked all concerned about Tim.
[5:21 AM] eviljeff: bit.ly/HEGke9
[5:21 AM] eviljeff: can't open that without leaving me thinks
[5:21 AM] tabernacle: aye
[5:21 AM] eviljeff: but it's *Michael Bay's Guide to Sexual Harrasment*
[5:21 AM] automatic_taglines: It opens a new ta
[5:21 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:21 AM] automatic_taglines: *tab
[5:21 AM] seffina: A new tab?
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: oh no
[5:22 AM] snowmania: as in a new nac?
[5:22 AM] seffina: is it evil?
[5:22 AM] seffina: so every time yo clik a link
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: replaced!
[5:22 AM] sll03: A think a major scheme is afoot.!
[5:22 AM] seffina: you're creating a new timeline
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: salute major scheme
[5:22 AM] seffina: a new Tabline!
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: hahaha
[5:22 AM] loki1001: Major Scheme *Salute*
[5:22 AM] snowmania: the darkest
[5:22 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:22 AM] sll03: Major Scheme *salute*
[5:22 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:22 AM] loki1001: Ha! That guy got dead
[5:22 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:22 AM] seffina: Major Scheme *salute*
[5:22 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[5:22 AM] guest-65427 entered the room.
[5:22 AM] eviljeff: oooh, who is this mystery guest
[5:22 AM] automatic_taglines: This movie is so cheap
[5:23 AM] guest-65427 left the room.
[5:23 AM] snowmania: they're suffocating!!
[5:23 AM] sll03: Aw, they left
[5:23 AM] tabernacle: How cheap is it!
[5:23 AM] eviljeff: I think that's the point Autie
[5:23 AM] snowmania: ooh, emoticon.
[5:23 AM] seffina: I hope it's Hamm
[5:23 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:23 AM] eviljeff: Star Trek looked like it was shot on a budget of 50 english pence
[5:23 AM] seffina: :X
[5:23 AM] tabernacle: Evil Jeff is familiar with him
[5:23 AM] seffina: :*
[5:23 AM] sll03: That is a cool looking gun. *not a euphimism*
[5:23 AM] seffina: hmph
[5:23 AM] loki1001: I want to do an emotocon of a unicorn right now.
[5:24 AM] tabernacle: did you ping me unsuccessfully?
[5:24 AM] automatic_taglines: Shut up Evi! I don't need your points!
[5:24 AM] loki1001: That sounds increadibly dirty Tabers.
[5:24 AM] tabernacle: (that;s the last hmph I saw)
[5:24 AM] sll03: Justin Long to the rescue!
[5:24 AM] eviljeff: you don't need them but you'll *want* them sooner or later
[5:24 AM] seffina: It's all real, Troy, jump into the wall
[5:24 AM] loki1001: Oh Justin Long, before he joined that Dodgeball team.
[5:25 AM] seffina: Espn Ocho!
[5:25 AM] janetsnakehole: liked
[5:25 AM] automatic_taglines: Evi that sounds gross!
[5:25 AM] eviljeff: yeah I know
[5:25 AM] tabernacle: oh, true, Loki... oops
[5:25 AM] eviljeff: basically everything i say is a double entendre
[5:25 AM] seffina: I love the dodgeball part of dodgeball
[5:25 AM] sll03: Dodgeball is pretty fun. I must say.
[5:25 AM] automatic_taglines: missy pyle was also in that movie
[5:25 AM] eviljeff: I love that movie
[5:26 AM] loki1001: He has quite the highpitched voice.
[5:26 AM] seffina: yo would
[5:26 AM] seffina: pedal to the
[5:26 AM] eviljeff: metal?
[5:26 AM] snowmania: i think i prefer the octo aliens in their octo form
[5:26 AM] eviljeff: Even if it's just so they can't talk
[5:26 AM] sll03: They look more alien-y that way, that's for sure.
[5:27 AM] tabernacle: Is someone who checks out my butt called a rear admir-al?
[5:27 AM] sll03: Level 5 Emergency!
[5:27 AM] automatic_taglines: Their non-octo form is pasty and walks weird so I agree snow
[5:27 AM] eviljeff: I think after this I'm going to watch some TNG
[5:27 AM] automatic_taglines: I want londies poster
[5:27 AM] seffina: saaaauron
[5:27 AM] automatic_taglines: *blondies
[5:27 AM] loki1001: Oh TNG. I enjoyed that show, except when I didn't.
[5:28 AM] snowmania: nac, is that an original and do you write for the cryptoquip?
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: man the first season was dreadful
[5:28 AM] tabernacle: (shame)
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: so bad I could hardly finish it
[5:28 AM] loki1001: I couldn't finish the seventh season.
[5:28 AM] sll03: Never seen TNG. Is it worth it?
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: It depends really
[5:28 AM] snowmania: they should crawl on that plank
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: season 1 is really bad
[5:28 AM] eviljeff: it gets better
[5:28 AM] snowmania: that would be mor rational
[5:28 AM] snowmania: but what do i know
[5:29 AM] sll03: Agreed, Snowmania.
[5:29 AM] loki1001: I'd go with B5, Farscape and Battlestar Galactica first.
[5:29 AM] eviljeff: Yeah there were superior stuff
[5:29 AM] sll03: Love Battlestar Galactica.
[5:29 AM] eviljeff: I liked STO better just for the campyness
[5:29 AM] tabernacle: BSG for sure
[5:29 AM] loki1001: I'm in love with Sam Anders.
[5:29 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:29 AM] sll03: Who isn't?
[5:29 AM] loki1001: Le sigh.
[5:29 AM] sll03: Plucky comic relief!
[5:29 AM] eviljeff: actually I still haven't finished S1 of Farscape, I should probably get on that
[5:30 AM] tabernacle: what about Chief?
[5:30 AM] sll03: If only so you can say that you really like talking about it, right Evil Jeff?
[5:30 AM] loki1001: I like to think I'm the plucky comic relief of the Communists.
[5:30 AM] eviljeff: yeah, but also it's REALLY good
[5:30 AM] sll03: With your fanfiction, that's definitely the case!
[5:30 AM] loki1001: It gets so much better as it continues Jeff.
[5:31 AM] sll03: This episode was BADLY WRITTEN!!!
[5:31 AM] eviljeff: last episode I saw was the one where he thinks he's gone back to earth
[5:31 AM] loki1001: HAHAHAHA! I love Signorney's complaints.
[5:31 AM] sll03: Whoever wrote this episode SHOULD DIE!!!!
[5:31 AM] automatic_taglines: seffi is our sigourney weaver
[5:31 AM] loki1001: Have you met Chiana yet Jeff?
[5:31 AM] eviljeff: yeah, but not in depth
[5:32 AM] loki1001: ROCK ATTACK!
[5:32 AM] snowmania: rock guy?
[5:32 AM] snowmania: we meet again
[5:32 AM] sll03: Wow, that kiss was um, awkward turtle.
[5:32 AM] loki1001: Sam Rockwell so looks like a 70s porn star.
[5:32 AM] eviljeff: nobody else getting flashback of the golgothan from Dogma at the rock monster
[5:32 AM] snowmania: and just when i was going to go write sam rockwell/monk character slash
[5:32 AM] loki1001: I certainly am.
[5:32 AM] snowmania: but now i can draw some tentacle porn instead
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: YES! The best kind
[5:33 AM] snowmania: "that got unhealthy fast"
[5:33 AM] loki1001: mmmm tentacle porn.
[5:33 AM] sll03: Ooh, tentacle porn. Kinky.
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: So this is our thing, huh
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: Tentacle Porn
[5:33 AM] snowmania: you should google it sometime
[5:33 AM] snowmania: like now
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: oh I have
[5:33 AM] loki1001: How else are you supposed to enjoy porn in Japan?
[5:33 AM] snowmania: good, good
[5:33 AM] janetsnakehole: ha
[5:33 AM] sll03: Guys, man down...
[5:33 AM] eviljeff: screw that man
[5:33 AM] sll03: I'm sad. *sad face*
[5:34 AM] snowmania: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[5:34 AM] eviljeff: WE WANT TENTACLE PRRN
[5:34 AM] automatic_taglines: Can it no be our thing, I imagined dp as our thing, jk
[5:34 AM] seffina: Don't worry, he shall be avenged!
[5:34 AM] sll03: JEFF, YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT.
[5:34 AM] loki1001: AVENGENCE!
[5:34 AM] snowmania: heal him!!!!
[5:34 AM] tabernacle: ::water bends::
[5:34 AM] eviljeff: I love that your joke was so risdque that you had to put the apology in the same post, Aut
[5:34 AM] seffina: look at those boobs
[5:35 AM] loki1001: Not the Avatar!
[5:35 AM] snowmania: considered him as a father? that's not crossing some boundaries
[5:35 AM] eviljeff: Haha, her shirt ripping is great
[5:35 AM] seffina: they hug
[5:35 AM] tabernacle: uh oh
[5:35 AM] sll03: Gotta admit, Ripley looks good.
[5:35 AM] tabernacle: pissed Rick
[5:35 AM] automatic_taglines: Now Rickmans mad
[5:35 AM] tabernacle: -man
[5:35 AM] snowmania: alan rickman for the win
[5:36 AM] tabernacle: believ it or not?
[5:36 AM] seffina: ALAN RICKMAN IS MAD. You probably called him a coward or something
[5:36 AM] guest-65613 entered the room.
[5:36 AM] loki1001: George isn't at home now.
[5:36 AM] eviljeff: haha his hair poking out the make up
[5:36 AM] tabernacle: Ripley is Empowered
[5:36 AM] guest-65613 changed nickname to armondwhite
[5:36 AM] sll03: Alan Rickman doing hand-chopping karate is amazing.
[5:37 AM] eviljeff: holy crap it'a ARMOND
[5:37 AM] tabernacle: whoa
[5:37 AM] armondwhite: Pauline Kael liked this movie
[5:37 AM] loki1001: Armond White is here?
[5:37 AM] sll03: ARMOND?!?
[5:37 AM] loki1001: WOW!
[5:37 AM] snowmania: armond loves this movie, w hy wouldn't he be here?
[5:37 AM] loki1001: We should all trust Pauline.
[5:37 AM] snowmania: (i can only assume)
[5:37 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm a straight female and I would do SW
[5:37 AM] eviljeff: I'm a straight male and so would I
[5:37 AM] seffina: *foaming mouth guy*
[5:37 AM] snowmania: well how can you say no when her shirt is busting open
[5:37 AM] sll03: Woman is like, 60, and she's still got it.
[5:37 AM] seffina: I like that bra color. Must invest
[5:38 AM] snowmania: and she's not doing girl yogurt that makes you poop ads
[5:38 AM] tabernacle: was this guy Kenny on the Cosby show?
[5:38 AM] eviljeff: the black guy?
[5:38 AM] armondwhite: We should, dearest Loki, we should.
[5:38 AM] tabernacle: aye
[5:38 AM] eviljeff: probably.
[5:38 AM] automatic_taglines: Tommy was mmissing for like half this movie, just steering the ship.
[5:38 AM] sll03: He was practicing.
[5:39 AM] tabernacle: kobayashi maru!
[5:39 AM] eviljeff: interestingly young him was played by Cobin Bleu
[5:39 AM] loki1001: KIRK CHEATED!
[5:39 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:39 AM] seffina: I love this movie. Just FYI if I wasn't able to express this.
[5:39 AM] sll03: KABLOOEY
[5:39 AM] eviljeff: alalalala
[5:39 AM] loki1001: This movie is so good.
[5:39 AM] snowmania: this movie is ridiculous dumb fun
[5:39 AM] eviljeff: nowadays people get arrested for doing that
[5:39 AM] loki1001: And Armond White will back me up.
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: this is a little luc besson
[5:40 AM] guest-65700 entered the room.
[5:40 AM] automatic_taglines: The sweaty bad actor line was way awkward
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: so what color was the bra, then?
[5:40 AM] guest-65700 changed nickname to semibored_torontonian
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: red
[5:40 AM] seffina: he better or he'll have no home like Veronica's dad
[5:40 AM] loki1001: (I almost typed "black me up," which would make me racist)
[5:40 AM] snowmania: yo you sbt
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: sup SBT
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: SBT!
[5:40 AM] automatic_taglines: semi's here
[5:40 AM] seffina: yo yo black hole
[5:40 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:40 AM] sll03: Sup' SBT. How you livin'?
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: YO JANGO
[5:40 AM] guest-65721 entered the room.
[5:40 AM] guest-65724 entered the room.
[5:40 AM] guest-65724 changed nickname to armondwhite1
[5:40 AM] seffina: pew pew
[5:40 AM] eviljeff: what the frell is going on
[5:40 AM] semibored_torontonian: Just checking in to see if everybody's behaving.
[5:40 AM] loki1001: We love you SBT.
[5:41 AM] snowmania: their choke laughter frightens and amuses me
[5:41 AM] sll03: Aw. What a good a Dean.
[5:41 AM] armondwhite1 changed nickname to armondwhite2
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: so
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: many
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: Armonds
[5:41 AM] semibored_torontonian: Aawwww, I love you too guys!
[5:41 AM] snowmania: we're rapidly cycling through the seasons of armond
[5:41 AM] tabernacle: ty at red
[5:41 AM] snowmania: *sniff*
[5:41 AM] seffina: not boobs!
[5:41 AM] automatic_taglines: sbt is red, so that we know that she is the boss
[5:41 AM] eviljeff: red - the colour of our enemy's blood
[5:41 AM] snowmania: into the black hole. ow ow!
[5:41 AM] sll03: MAJOR PLOT TWIST!!!!!
[5:41 AM] semibored_torontonian: It's more of a burgundy-type nuance
[5:42 AM] loki1001: "Take us into the black hole" Things Jeff texts Shirley.
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: i come from a long line of redblooded ppl
[5:42 AM] automatic_taglines: *salute*
[5:42 AM] seffina: heh
[5:42 AM] loki1001: Salute
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: salute!
[5:42 AM] armondwhite2: Why is everything doubling?
[5:42 AM] sll03: *salute*
[5:42 AM] seffina: *salute*
[5:42 AM] janetsnakehole: *salute*
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: *salute*
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: OMEGA 13
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: sounds like a vitamin
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: = vitmain
[5:42 AM] snowmania: OH MY GOD
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: jinx
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: jinx
[5:42 AM] snowmania: i just got to the twist
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: oooh
[5:42 AM] tabernacle: doh!
[5:42 AM] snowmania: MY WORLD IS SHATTERED
[5:42 AM] loki1001: Sigorney running in slow motion with her shirt open!
[5:42 AM] automatic_taglines: Armond it it bc thereis more that one of everything /Fringe
[5:42 AM] eviljeff: never give up, neever surrender!
[5:43 AM] seffina: neeeeeeeever give up
[5:43 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:43 AM] armondwhite2: The villian in this movie is named after Andrew Sarris.
[5:43 AM] armondwhite2: That may be part of why Pauline liked it so much.
[5:43 AM] semibored_torontonian: is there an armondwhite1?
[5:43 AM] eviljeff: there was
[5:43 AM] armondwhite2: There was. He is dead now.
[5:43 AM] eviljeff: jinx
[5:43 AM] seffina: goodbye *sniff*
[5:43 AM] sll03: Armond seems to multiply in chat room form.
[5:43 AM] automatic_taglines: but you can't die!
[5:43 AM] seffina: *hugs everyone*
[5:43 AM] snowmania: because he's so ill
[5:43 AM] eviljeff: *hugs back*
[5:43 AM] tabernacle: holodeck or dreamatorium <>?
[5:43 AM] automatic_taglines: *hugs*
[5:43 AM] tabernacle: hug!
[5:43 AM] janetsnakehole: hugs!
[5:43 AM] snowmania: huggaloo
[5:43 AM] semibored_torontonian: I suppose armondwhite2 has a goatee.
[5:43 AM] sll03: *hugs*
[5:44 AM] seffina: *tentacle porns everyone*
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: *tentacle porn back*
[5:44 AM] tabernacle: lol
[5:44 AM] guest-65787 entered the room.
[5:44 AM] guest-65790 entered the room.
[5:44 AM] guest-65793 entered the room.
[5:44 AM] guest-65790 changed nickname to armondwhite21
[5:44 AM] tabernacle: gifts red bra
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: Armond 21?
[5:44 AM] semibored_torontonian: I'll just slink away with seffina then. cool movie though.
[5:44 AM] seffina: Oh tabby
[5:44 AM] tabernacle: =)
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: wait... there are other timelines?
[5:44 AM] semibored_torontonian: too many armondwhites.
[5:44 AM] armondwhite21 changed nickname to armondwhite2930
[5:44 AM] eviljeff: hahaha
[5:44 AM] automatic_taglines: *polite decline Tentacle porning8
[5:44 AM] armondwhite2930: what the fuck is happening
[5:45 AM] armondwhite2930: Now everything is tripling
[5:45 AM] sll03: What supportive parents.
[5:45 AM] semibored_torontonian left the room.
[5:45 AM] eviljeff: you messed with the omega 13 armond
[5:45 AM] tabernacle: is the system being CONTRARY, armond??
[5:45 AM] armondwhite2930: I wish. It's fucking with me to preserve a false consensus. I'll never surrender.
[5:45 AM] eviljeff: now there are so many timelines that they're all merging
[5:45 AM] tabernacle: ha!
[5:45 AM] snowmania: what outlet would be covering a scifi convention?
[5:45 AM] seffina: Tablines are better
[5:45 AM] eviljeff: CNN
[5:46 AM] sll03: Now *that's* an entrance!
[5:46 AM] tabernacle: tablines lol
[5:46 AM] snowmania: slow news day (pulls collar)
[5:46 AM] automatic_taglines: the best kind snow
[5:46 AM] loki1001: Dinner's at seven.
[5:46 AM] eviljeff: how did he get to the convention so fast?
[5:46 AM] loki1001: Teleportation.
[5:46 AM] tabernacle: Top Gun did it
[5:46 AM] eviljeff: In Geroge harrison Voice: It's been done.
[5:46 AM] snowmania: wow, it's amazing scores of people are not killed by this
[5:47 AM] loki1001: Top Gun also gave us shirtless vollyball
[5:47 AM] snowmania: or are they?
[5:47 AM] snowmania: they would put a damper on things
[5:47 AM] tabernacle: and Berlin
[5:47 AM] sll03: Playing witht he boys indeed.
[5:47 AM] seffina: *chants Plucky Comic Relief*
[5:47 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:47 AM] snowmania: omg george harrison, where di dyou get that brownie?
[5:47 AM] eviljeff: there's a big pile of them over there
[5:48 AM] armondwhite2930: In my ass
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: *points over there*
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: *Starts episode of Fringe*
[5:48 AM] snowmania: [scampers]
[5:48 AM] loki1001: FRINGE!
[5:48 AM] loki1001: I love me some Fringe.
[5:48 AM] tabernacle: You know who had a fringe? Eartha Kitt!
[5:48 AM] snowmania: oh god
[5:48 AM] automatic_taglines: I'm on a Fringe Binge!
[5:48 AM] snowmania: noooo
[5:48 AM] janetsnakehole: hah!
[5:48 AM] sll03: Aww. True love.
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: I wish I could love Fringe
[5:48 AM] seffina: No spoilers
[5:48 AM] eviljeff: it sounds so cool
[5:48 AM] loki1001: Season three is spectacular.
[5:48 AM] seffina: I'm like 10 episodes behind
[5:49 AM] eviljeff: but I just trail off with episodes after a while
[5:49 AM] loki1001: The rest... not so much.]
[5:49 AM] automatic_taglines: Me too seffi
[5:49 AM] sll03: Fringe is great.
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: spoiler free zone!
[5:49 AM] loki1001: SPOILER ALERT!
[5:49 AM] armondwhite2930: Spoilers are the foundation of all human morality.
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: heh
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: CRISIS
[5:49 AM] eviljeff: ALERT
[5:49 AM] sll03: NERD ALERT!!
[5:49 AM] loki1001: John Wilkes Booth kills Lincoln
[5:49 AM] armondwhite2930: Here is what happens in Season 3 of Fringe.
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: which one?
[5:49 AM] automatic_taglines: Evi one day you will see Fringe. One Day!
[5:49 AM] tabernacle: (geddit?)
[5:49 AM] seffina: it's over
[5:49 AM] seffina: what do I do now
[5:49 AM] seffina: I might as well
[5:50 AM] eviljeff: I have seen Fringe up to like half of season 2
[5:50 AM] loki1001: Just wait til season three.
[5:50 AM] armondwhite2930: Olivia Dunham rapes Peter Dunham to death with a fork.
[5:50 AM] armondwhite2930: HAHA, you just got spoiled!
[5:50 AM] seffina: sleep, perchance to dream
[5:50 AM] tabernacle: ah there's the rub
[5:50 AM] automatic_taglines: That was so tramatizing armond
[5:50 AM] eviljeff: Spock kills Peter and takes his place in timeline 2
[5:50 AM] sll03: Guy had a last name!
[5:50 AM] eviljeff: What was it?
[5:50 AM] loki1001: YES HE DID!
[5:50 AM] snowmania: bye seffi
[5:50 AM] guest-65880 entered the room.
[5:50 AM] seffina: What time's the live blog tomorrow? I've never seen Blade
[5:50 AM] loki1001: Fleegerman.
[5:51 AM] sll03: Fleegerman
[5:51 AM] snowmania: oh we're blading?
[5:51 AM] loki1001: 3:30?
[5:51 AM] snowmania: hot. hot hot hot.
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: oh, Wesley Snipes is in this?
[5:51 AM] automatic_taglines: walter talks about food
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: i think TBD
[5:51 AM] sll03: We're watching Blade tomorrow?
[5:51 AM] guest-65880 changed nickname to backofyourchang
[5:51 AM] loki1001: Alright I have to bounce.
[5:51 AM] automatic_taglines: Yep
[5:51 AM] loki1001: Yes, we are Sll.
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: bye, Loki
[5:51 AM] snowmania: farewell loki
[5:51 AM] seffina: I should be back by then...
[5:51 AM] seffina: bye loki
[5:51 AM] sll03: Bye Loki!
[5:51 AM] seffina: good night
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: goodbye Loki
[5:51 AM] seffina: never surrender
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: we love you
[5:51 AM] seffina: never give up
[5:51 AM] backofyourchang: night everyone
[5:51 AM] backofyourchang: i was here all along
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: on MISCHIEF
[5:51 AM] eviljeff: you got it all wrong
[5:51 AM] snowmania: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[5:51 AM] tabernacle: ahhh
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: gah!
[5:52 AM] automatic_taglines: night peeps!
[5:52 AM] snowmania: goodnight
[5:52 AM] sll03: Goodnight BackofYourChang
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: is this a new stereotype?
[5:52 AM] sll03: Night Auto!
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: night auto!
[5:52 AM] snowmania: i feel too awkard to acknowledge you, backofyuourchang
[5:52 AM] snowmania: but i'll do it anyway
[5:52 AM] automatic_taglines: night sll03
[5:52 AM] automatic_taglines: night Nac
[5:52 AM] seffioriginalrecipe changed nickname to seffina
[5:52 AM] janetsnakehole: this was fun....goodnight all!
[5:52 AM] eviljeff: what is this, the Brady Bunch
[5:52 AM] armondwhite2930: I need to go before this chatroom clones me again.
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: night janet!
[5:52 AM] seffina: good night, janet
[5:52 AM] sll03: Bye Janet!
[5:52 AM] snowmania: it's the waltons
[5:52 AM] backofyourchang: get it, because you know me like the back of your chang?
[5:52 AM] snowmania: okay, i'm going to. it's been real, y'all!
[5:52 AM] sll03: Don't worry Chang: the puns are not lost on this crowd.
[5:52 AM] tabernacle: good night, all
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: thank you
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: night!
[5:53 AM] snowmania left the room.
[5:53 AM] janetsnakehole left the room.
[5:53 AM] sll03: Bye 'nac!
[5:53 AM] eviljeff: Goodnight everyone
[5:53 AM] armondwhite2930: Ah, it cloned what I just said!
[5:53 AM] armondwhite2930: This place is evil!
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: bye!
[5:53 AM] eviljeff: may tentacle porn infect your dreams
[5:53 AM] seffina: Jeff, of the evil persuasion, you have captured this for time's ether?
[5:53 AM] tabernacle: ty
[5:53 AM] backofyourchang left the room.
[5:53 AM] armondwhite2930: Everythings out of order!
[5:53 AM] tabernacle left the room.