A List of All 87 Affrosponges Before Me
Sept 13, 2013 18:05:14 GMT -6
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Post by affrosponge88 on Sept 13, 2013 18:05:14 GMT -6
1. he died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation.
2. she went and opened up her own pet store. It's called "No Dogs Aloud" and it is not doing very well in trafficking (human trafficking, I mean)
3. I haven't seen him since grade school. I wonder if he still holds that grudge...
4. lol, you mean you don't KNOW?
5. went on to create the hit television series <i>Rubicon</i>
6. went on to cancel the hit television series <i>Rubicon</i>
7. was killed in a George R. R. Martin novel (but NOT the one you think)
8. is sitting right here next to me
9. is currently in his basement with the lights off, watching Stan Brakhage films. he hasn't come out in over 10 years.
10. went onto play for the MLB (Major League Backgammon)
11. she actually created the fastest growing commenting platform for websites of all types to use. It's called Disqus. I came up with the name.
12. he just got named the twelfth Doctor
13. I'd imagine he's with you
14. she just created a multimillionaire company that makes little greeting cards. They're just like regular greeting cards, only smaller.
15. no one's heard from him ever since he went to Siberia
16. got famous with his hit single "Johnny Carson Wanted For Arson"
17. still workin' at that Taco Bell
18. no one's heard from him ever since he went after #15
19. strongly considered getting a perm, but due to a lack of funds, decided to wait until next week
20. was eaten by a mountain lion after his girlfriend caught him mountin' and lying.
21. I don't think this one ever existed.
22. he's doing great!
23. I was told she went on to create Facebook (the small business scrap-booking company from Minnesota that is currently being sued by a much larger social network company)
24. he won the 2008 presidential election
25. she became the first lady in the year 2000
26. he goes by the name 'Carlos Danger'
27. is just an account I use when I'm sick of '88'
28. currently making a sitcom about her life
29. I haven't spoken to #29 ever since he slept with my mom and had me and my older brother.
30. I haven't spoken to #30 ever since she slept with #29
31. got caught shoplifting, but was never proven guilty due to a faulty security tape. a disgrace of our family name and a fucking stain on humanity.
32. got <i>really</i> into the cartoon Arthur
33. dances with wolves, but parties with men
34. I couldn't care less what happened to #34
35. got divorced from his wife and is now doing better than ever.
36. just picked up #8 to go to dinner
37. became the greatest player to ever play Monopoly (he cheats)
38. shut down #2's pet store after failing to realize that the store does actually allow dogs
39. is a script supervisor for Justified
40. got his thumb stuck in a zipper (not his, mind you.)
41. no one's heard from her ever since she went after #18
42. discovered the meaning of the universe
43. bought a slinky, but has yet to figure out how it works
44. created GIFs!
45. became a successful drug dealer and semi-professional rapper. he watches Scarface constantly
46. I don't want to talk about it.
47. have you ever used hand sanitizer? chances are, so has #47
48. trained a mountain lion to kill her boyfriend after he was caught cheating. she currently resides in jail, and is being portrayed by Lena Dunham in S2 of Orange is the New Black
49. told me the funniest joke the other day.
50. is lactose intolerant, and won't look at me the same way ever since I told him the cheese pizza I had one day didn't have any cheese in it (he almost died)
51. she's my cherry pie
52. became an alcoholic with extraordinary musical abilities
53. founded Scientology
54. went to Office Depot to turn in a rebate, but tragically died on the way to the store in a freak horse-riding accident in which he attempted to eat pretzels on horseback on his way to the store. long story short: he didn't survive, the bullet nicked too many vital organs
55. walked in on #1's death and had a heart attack due to the sight. it was a beautiful double funeral
56. went on to make glazomaniac 's favorite film
57. never gave up on admitting defeat
58. owns her own roofing business, in protest of her father's claims that women should be stay at home moms. the store's central gimmick is that the roofs are so damn fine, that most people want to install ceilings that show off their new roofs. The store's called "Glass Ceilings" and she sure showed dad!
59. went on to star as an extra in Macgruber, #56's hit film
60. sued the makers of The Little Rascals because he's always thought that he was a little rascal himself. He did not win.
61. I don't think he goes by Dick Whitman anymore, because I haven't seen him in ages.
62. works in a call center for Toys R' Us. she quit after a customer called asking for very detailed explanations on how slinky's work
63. went on to create his own show: "It's Garry Shandling's Show," but for anonymity's sake, would prefer I not mention his name.
64. kicked out of the NBA after a very serious fight with a mascot
65. trying to get a table every night at a restaurant he is the Maitre' D at
66. made a surreal and musical remix youtube video of various clips from the ever-popular Diff'rent Strokes
67. wrote a hit song about #52 called "Piano Man"
68. gave birth to DavetheDouchebag
69. went on to star as Annie Edison in the not-hit NBC Show <i>Community</i>
70. was never heard from again after his time working as a gaffer on The Twilight Zone. No, seriously. A tragic but ultimately preventable accident with acid rendered him mute.
71. never really got over her divorce from #35
72. is a cat farmer now!
73. writes for the AV Club
74. bought out "Fleeting Greetings," and eventually forced #14 out of the company.
75. started an internet craze known as "AMAs"
76. looks for his missing turtle every day.
77. moved to New Zealand after The Lord of the Rings films originally came out. Nobody had the heart to tell him...
78. invented the Furby!
79. created an AV Club account named after Joss Whedon's television production company
80. lost a Pepsi/Coke taste challenge and has been shunned by her family ever since
81. his mascot career ended after he was caught touching #64 innapropriately
82. I can only hope she knows I never meant to hurt her
83. died of a broken heart when he saw the Extreme Makeover truck outside his house, because it turns out they were there for the house on the other side of the street, where parking's not allowed.
84. was nationally shamed for twerkin' on Robin Thicke
85. shot a man on horseback outside Office Depot, just to watch him die
86. is the inspiration for Tina Belcher's character on Bob's Burgers (not paid for it, though)
87. he's just a Cool Guy
2. she went and opened up her own pet store. It's called "No Dogs Aloud" and it is not doing very well in trafficking (human trafficking, I mean)
3. I haven't seen him since grade school. I wonder if he still holds that grudge...
4. lol, you mean you don't KNOW?
5. went on to create the hit television series <i>Rubicon</i>
6. went on to cancel the hit television series <i>Rubicon</i>
7. was killed in a George R. R. Martin novel (but NOT the one you think)
8. is sitting right here next to me
9. is currently in his basement with the lights off, watching Stan Brakhage films. he hasn't come out in over 10 years.
10. went onto play for the MLB (Major League Backgammon)
11. she actually created the fastest growing commenting platform for websites of all types to use. It's called Disqus. I came up with the name.
12. he just got named the twelfth Doctor
13. I'd imagine he's with you
14. she just created a multimillionaire company that makes little greeting cards. They're just like regular greeting cards, only smaller.
15. no one's heard from him ever since he went to Siberia
16. got famous with his hit single "Johnny Carson Wanted For Arson"
17. still workin' at that Taco Bell
18. no one's heard from him ever since he went after #15
19. strongly considered getting a perm, but due to a lack of funds, decided to wait until next week
20. was eaten by a mountain lion after his girlfriend caught him mountin' and lying.
21. I don't think this one ever existed.
22. he's doing great!
23. I was told she went on to create Facebook (the small business scrap-booking company from Minnesota that is currently being sued by a much larger social network company)
24. he won the 2008 presidential election
25. she became the first lady in the year 2000
26. he goes by the name 'Carlos Danger'
27. is just an account I use when I'm sick of '88'
28. currently making a sitcom about her life
29. I haven't spoken to #29 ever since he slept with my mom and had me and my older brother.
30. I haven't spoken to #30 ever since she slept with #29
31. got caught shoplifting, but was never proven guilty due to a faulty security tape. a disgrace of our family name and a fucking stain on humanity.
32. got <i>really</i> into the cartoon Arthur
33. dances with wolves, but parties with men
34. I couldn't care less what happened to #34
35. got divorced from his wife and is now doing better than ever.
36. just picked up #8 to go to dinner
37. became the greatest player to ever play Monopoly (he cheats)
38. shut down #2's pet store after failing to realize that the store does actually allow dogs
39. is a script supervisor for Justified
40. got his thumb stuck in a zipper (not his, mind you.)
41. no one's heard from her ever since she went after #18
42. discovered the meaning of the universe
43. bought a slinky, but has yet to figure out how it works
44. created GIFs!
45. became a successful drug dealer and semi-professional rapper. he watches Scarface constantly
46. I don't want to talk about it.
47. have you ever used hand sanitizer? chances are, so has #47
48. trained a mountain lion to kill her boyfriend after he was caught cheating. she currently resides in jail, and is being portrayed by Lena Dunham in S2 of Orange is the New Black
49. told me the funniest joke the other day.
50. is lactose intolerant, and won't look at me the same way ever since I told him the cheese pizza I had one day didn't have any cheese in it (he almost died)
51. she's my cherry pie
52. became an alcoholic with extraordinary musical abilities
53. founded Scientology
54. went to Office Depot to turn in a rebate, but tragically died on the way to the store in a freak horse-riding accident in which he attempted to eat pretzels on horseback on his way to the store. long story short: he didn't survive, the bullet nicked too many vital organs
55. walked in on #1's death and had a heart attack due to the sight. it was a beautiful double funeral
56. went on to make glazomaniac 's favorite film
57. never gave up on admitting defeat
58. owns her own roofing business, in protest of her father's claims that women should be stay at home moms. the store's central gimmick is that the roofs are so damn fine, that most people want to install ceilings that show off their new roofs. The store's called "Glass Ceilings" and she sure showed dad!
59. went on to star as an extra in Macgruber, #56's hit film
60. sued the makers of The Little Rascals because he's always thought that he was a little rascal himself. He did not win.
61. I don't think he goes by Dick Whitman anymore, because I haven't seen him in ages.
62. works in a call center for Toys R' Us. she quit after a customer called asking for very detailed explanations on how slinky's work
63. went on to create his own show: "It's Garry Shandling's Show," but for anonymity's sake, would prefer I not mention his name.
64. kicked out of the NBA after a very serious fight with a mascot
65. trying to get a table every night at a restaurant he is the Maitre' D at
66. made a surreal and musical remix youtube video of various clips from the ever-popular Diff'rent Strokes
67. wrote a hit song about #52 called "Piano Man"
68. gave birth to DavetheDouchebag
69. went on to star as Annie Edison in the not-hit NBC Show <i>Community</i>
70. was never heard from again after his time working as a gaffer on The Twilight Zone. No, seriously. A tragic but ultimately preventable accident with acid rendered him mute.
71. never really got over her divorce from #35
72. is a cat farmer now!
73. writes for the AV Club
74. bought out "Fleeting Greetings," and eventually forced #14 out of the company.
75. started an internet craze known as "AMAs"
76. looks for his missing turtle every day.
77. moved to New Zealand after The Lord of the Rings films originally came out. Nobody had the heart to tell him...
78. invented the Furby!
79. created an AV Club account named after Joss Whedon's television production company
80. lost a Pepsi/Coke taste challenge and has been shunned by her family ever since
81. his mascot career ended after he was caught touching #64 innapropriately
82. I can only hope she knows I never meant to hurt her
83. died of a broken heart when he saw the Extreme Makeover truck outside his house, because it turns out they were there for the house on the other side of the street, where parking's not allowed.
84. was nationally shamed for twerkin' on Robin Thicke
85. shot a man on horseback outside Office Depot, just to watch him die
86. is the inspiration for Tina Belcher's character on Bob's Burgers (not paid for it, though)
87. he's just a Cool Guy
