Remembering the great @guarascioport Twitter feed
Aug 20, 2013 22:30:10 GMT -6
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Post by notrandyjackson on Aug 20, 2013 22:30:10 GMT -6
(comment originally posted on 6/4/2013)
So with Dan Harmon back, I think it's time we pay tribute to one of the few great things to come out of these crazy twelve months: the @guarascioport Twitter feed. I'll start off with some of my personal favorites.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops!
-"We can do twice as good a job as Dan Harmon because we are two guys whereas he is one. #math"
-"Found some scribblings about 'hero's journey' and 'Joseph Campbell' in the Community writers' room. Trash!"
-"Who's ready for Professor Mencia!?"
-"Just found out there's a Community clip show episode in season 2. We'll
watch that instead of the 60 episodes we haven't seen to save time."
-"Leaking a shot of our first Community script to generate fan enthusiasm. We banged the first draft out in 30 minutes! twitpic.com/9ou9l2"
-"Moses ripped a leg off our foosball table and is hiding under his
beanbag chair. There’s no way to explain why Greenhale is a 4 year
school."
-"Bad news. Moses's rampage about the 4 year college thing is costing so
much to repair that we can only afford to do 12 episodes this year.
"
-"Trying to book guest stars for next year but we keep running into snags. Turns out the duck from “Friends” passed away. #RIP"
-"Community Season 4 will have 50% more Kim Kardashian jokes. That lady is just waiting to get zinged."
-"NBC offered us a full 22 episode season for Community, but we insisted
on 13 because we all know the world is going to end this December."
-"Community fans, we've got the characters' names down now. Here's a pic of our cheat sheet whiteboard. twitpic.com/9r33xo"
-"Can’t do a Whitney crossover because our shows’ laughtracks operate at different pitches. The audio would just be white noise."
-"It's great that Jeff McHale's character's name is also Jeff so that way we have one less name to remember."
-"The teaser poster for American Pie Presents Community is here! Grab a slice of Season 4 this fall! twitpic.com/9u7jot"
-"Number of Critics Choice Awards Community won, Dan Harmon era: 0. Guarascio/Port era: 1. We're already in the lead, baby!"
-"Chevy Chase just left us the sweetest voicemail."
-"Watching the Anger Management pilot a third time for inspiration. Charlie Sheen is back! #winning #tigerblood #LOL"
-"The NBC executives told us they'll start watching Community if we do a good job."
-"Who's the father of Britta's baby? Collect the clues on specially-marked
cans of Pepsi to find the answer before Community's fall premiere!"
-"Moses just locked himself in his office because I accidentally ruined
the ending of "Animal Practice." I thought everyone had seen it."
-"We're coming in and cleaning up Dan Harmon's mess just like Mitt Romney is gonna have to come in and clean up Obama's. #romney2012"
-"We asked NBC to push Community's premiere back so that we have some time to build a fanbase for the show."
-"Who's Morgan Ganz?"
-"We invited the Community cast to watch the premiere at our bachelor pad
but found out Big Bang Theory's on at the same time! Party canceled."
-"Dubbing over two minutes of this week's Community episode so that we can get our Pope jokes in."
other great tweets can be found at: www.twitter.com/guarascioport
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So with Dan Harmon back, I think it's time we pay tribute to one of the few great things to come out of these crazy twelve months: the @guarascioport Twitter feed. I'll start off with some of my personal favorites.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops!
-"We can do twice as good a job as Dan Harmon because we are two guys whereas he is one. #math"
-"Found some scribblings about 'hero's journey' and 'Joseph Campbell' in the Community writers' room. Trash!"
-"Who's ready for Professor Mencia!?"
-"Just found out there's a Community clip show episode in season 2. We'll
watch that instead of the 60 episodes we haven't seen to save time."
-"Leaking a shot of our first Community script to generate fan enthusiasm. We banged the first draft out in 30 minutes! twitpic.com/9ou9l2"
-"Moses ripped a leg off our foosball table and is hiding under his
beanbag chair. There’s no way to explain why Greenhale is a 4 year
school."
-"Bad news. Moses's rampage about the 4 year college thing is costing so
much to repair that we can only afford to do 12 episodes this year.
"-"Trying to book guest stars for next year but we keep running into snags. Turns out the duck from “Friends” passed away. #RIP"
-"Community Season 4 will have 50% more Kim Kardashian jokes. That lady is just waiting to get zinged."
-"NBC offered us a full 22 episode season for Community, but we insisted
on 13 because we all know the world is going to end this December."
-"Community fans, we've got the characters' names down now. Here's a pic of our cheat sheet whiteboard. twitpic.com/9r33xo"
-"Can’t do a Whitney crossover because our shows’ laughtracks operate at different pitches. The audio would just be white noise."
-"It's great that Jeff McHale's character's name is also Jeff so that way we have one less name to remember."
-"The teaser poster for American Pie Presents Community is here! Grab a slice of Season 4 this fall! twitpic.com/9u7jot"
-"Number of Critics Choice Awards Community won, Dan Harmon era: 0. Guarascio/Port era: 1. We're already in the lead, baby!"
-"Chevy Chase just left us the sweetest voicemail."
-"Watching the Anger Management pilot a third time for inspiration. Charlie Sheen is back! #winning #tigerblood #LOL"
-"The NBC executives told us they'll start watching Community if we do a good job."
-"Who's the father of Britta's baby? Collect the clues on specially-marked
cans of Pepsi to find the answer before Community's fall premiere!"
-"Moses just locked himself in his office because I accidentally ruined
the ending of "Animal Practice." I thought everyone had seen it."
-"We're coming in and cleaning up Dan Harmon's mess just like Mitt Romney is gonna have to come in and clean up Obama's. #romney2012"
-"We asked NBC to push Community's premiere back so that we have some time to build a fanbase for the show."
-"Who's Morgan Ganz?"
-"We invited the Community cast to watch the premiere at our bachelor pad
but found out Big Bang Theory's on at the same time! Party canceled."
-"Dubbing over two minutes of this week's Community episode so that we can get our Pope jokes in."
other great tweets can be found at: www.twitter.com/guarascioport
(Comment had 29 likes from petrichor11, HectortheWellEndowed, violincatherine, Ms_Woozah, Occam's Blazer, Something Quirky, Dr Regina Phalange, jmunney, Walking NPR, bongoes, SongyandBrusied, sll03, shionthekid, Tereglith, Wet Biscuit McGee, Los Pollos Hermanos, billyshears64, thedirte, Janet Snakehole, Melted Kojak, Semi-bored Torontonian, Shinigami Apple Merchant, Unregistered Guy Named Eric, glazomaniac, Grr Argh, Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy, digifreak642, Punxsutawney Dr. Phil, and a guest)