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Jun 6, 2013 5:05:56 GMT -6
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Post by captblicero on Jun 6, 2013 5:05:56 GMT -6
I have a series of questions and thoughts I'm too embarrassed to share with my doctor or priest.
How do you shave your balls? It's not a flat surface. Do you stretch out the skin like it's a bongo drum?
I think when God was creating vaginas he was drawing in the back of a Datsun pickup truck on a bumpy road and didn't bother to start over.
Which different animal species can have sex and we're like, Oh yeah that's normal; keep on fucking? There's actually a long list. See how many you can name!
Partial list: Donkey/Horse. Tiger/Lion. Wolf/Dog. Zebra/Horse. Gorilla/Turtle.
Do you think the clerk at the nearby convenience store knows you just masturbated if it was only in the last few minutes? He probably has a camera for the parking lot, so yes.
I'm not sure how tampons work, but I'm pretty sure they're similar to putting a ship in a bottle.
Next time I'm having sex, I want to imperceptibly whisper, "meow," repeating it while raising the volume with each successive meow. If she's not getting the message that I'm pretending to be a cat, I'll starting hissing and jump off the bed in search of cat food. (Side note: I'm not having sex at any near point in the future.)
How do you shave your balls? It's not a flat surface. Do you stretch out the skin like it's a bongo drum?
I think when God was creating vaginas he was drawing in the back of a Datsun pickup truck on a bumpy road and didn't bother to start over.
Which different animal species can have sex and we're like, Oh yeah that's normal; keep on fucking? There's actually a long list. See how many you can name!
Partial list: Donkey/Horse. Tiger/Lion. Wolf/Dog. Zebra/Horse. Gorilla/Turtle.
Do you think the clerk at the nearby convenience store knows you just masturbated if it was only in the last few minutes? He probably has a camera for the parking lot, so yes.
I'm not sure how tampons work, but I'm pretty sure they're similar to putting a ship in a bottle.
Next time I'm having sex, I want to imperceptibly whisper, "meow," repeating it while raising the volume with each successive meow. If she's not getting the message that I'm pretending to be a cat, I'll starting hissing and jump off the bed in search of cat food. (Side note: I'm not having sex at any near point in the future.)
