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Post by captblicero on Jun 12, 2013 1:08:54 GMT -6
I will be cataloging them one at a time.
opens door, is sucked into vacuum of space - June 11th, 2013
slows down himself sees his life pass before him, generations upon generations live and die in his field of view Finally, alone on this rock, the sun explodes. A final release - June 12th, 2013
flies away, gets sucked into jet engine - June 16th, 2013
seals himself in an escape pod, shoots off to Tatooine - June 17th, 2013
lovingly rubs biceps, is eventually disintegrated by the heat from the friction - June 18th, 2013
jumps out of moving car - June 20th, 2013
gets in affordable, hybrid car with a decent fuel economy and drives home - June 22nd, 2013
jumps over chair off a cliff into the ocean - June 23rd, 2013
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affrosponge88
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Post by affrosponge88 on Jun 12, 2013 20:15:54 GMT -6
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Post by captblicero on Jun 24, 2013 0:46:30 GMT -6
I just realized I spelled his name incorrectly in the title.
Will you forgive me?
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Post by captblicero on Jul 27, 2013 23:05:46 GMT -6
I got some updates! No timestamps this time because ... screw that.
bites the hinges off the door, kicks it out runs naked into the forest
crawls under bed makes sure no one is looking, pulls chain out of patch of "grass", ifts up the grass, jumps in
falls into a rabbithole of existential angst
goes limp, falls out of improbably large apartment, then down 20 flights of stairs smooth jazz plays in the background
pulls string, a flock of pigeons explode out of backpack, is carried off into the sunset
hides himself in ice cream sandwich truck, is delivered straight to jail
wings spread out, flys up into the sun in slow motion
is featured on AT&T commercials and then never heard from again
gets lost in the fun of the phone book
flees to more ankle-accepting lands
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